Daily Rotten Archives September 17, 2001 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Geriatric Bestiality Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star | Submitted by: Soylent An 80 year old man is revealed as a serial cow rapist. "He was wearing only a T-shirt, tennis shoes and sunglasses when he entered the pasture, police said." A report from the American heartland. Read article... Echelon Spy Report The Register | Submitted by: Soylent Background about the European's Parliament's report on Echelon (the super secret UK-USA global surveillance system), which concludes that not only does Echelon exist, many of its stations may actually be pinpointed. Read article... Monkey Counting Foiled Guardian | Submitted by: Soylent Monkey counters in Kenya were foiled after they were chased by a raving band of 300 naked women. Obviously this story leaves more questions than answers. Read article...