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Daily Rotten Archives September 19, 2001 2001
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Swazi Virgins ordered chaste
Independent | Submitted by: Soylent
Female virgins in the southern African state of Swaziland have been
ordered by decree to remain chaste for the next five years. Apparently
this is due to the large AIDS toll in the nation, from which 50,000
of 1,000,000 population has died. Men who break the decree are
to be fined UKP120 or one cow.
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Papers,Please
MSNBC | Submitted by: Soylent
Congressional leaders consider requiring citizens to carry national ID cards.
Usually when this idea is floated, it is rejected out of hand (as it should be).
Soon, mandatory fingerprinting and DNA sampling.
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Tear It Down And They Will Die
Ted Rall | Submitted by: Soylent
"The World Trade Center ought never have been built he told us
back in September of 1983." This is the price of building edfices that
are Too Fucking High. The prescience of a civil engineering professor.
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Radio Ban Rocks the Casbah
Fucked Company | Submitted by: Soylent
Clear Channel, one of the radio cartels (nearly 1200 stations), has
banned a surprisingly long list of songs because of the WTC disaster. This
includes expected things as "Jump" and "Rock the Casbah" but also
oddly "Dancing in the Streets" and the ridiculous "In the Year 2525".
This has gotten silly.
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