Daily Rotten Archives September 22, 2001 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Get Him Washington Times | Submitted by: Soylent "If someone were to stand up, brandish something such as a plastic knife and say 'This is a hijacking' or words to that effect here is what you should do: Every one of you should stand up and immediately throw things at that person -- pillows, books, magazines, eyeglasses, shoes -- anything that will throw him off balance and distract his attention." Read article... Mafia Offers Assistance to NYC New York Daily News | Submitted by: Soylent John Gotti's son-in-law Carmine Agnello has generously offered to New York City the use of his industrial shredding machine. Agnello runs a large scrap business but has been in jail since March 2000. Read article... Kent State Calendar Shows Too Much Pussy Daily Kent Stater | Submitted by: rs "The Kent State athletic marketing department is scrambling to remove fall sports calendars that contain a photograph revealing an Eastern Michigan soccer player's vaginal region." Read article... Pentagon Recommends Tac-Nuke Use Japan Times | Submitted by: Soylent According to diplomatic sources, "The Defense Department has recommended to President George W. Bush the use of tactical nuclear weapon as a military option to retaliate for last week's terrorist attacks in the United States". Read article...