Daily Rotten Archives September 30, 2001 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 CIA turned down critical Bin Laden files Observer | Submitted by: Soylent The U.S. and U.K. both turned down an offer of a critical Sudanese database on Bin Laden. According to a senior CIA source, "This represents the worst single intelligence failure in this whole terrible business. It is the key to the whole thing right now. It is reasonable to say that had we had this data we may have had a better chance of preventing the attacks." Read article... Severed Human Penis in Fruit Punch Rocky Mountain News | Submitted by: Soylent Police are investigating a human penis found in a 20-ounce bottle of Ora Potency Fruit Punch. And unfortunately for him, one Juan Sanchez-Marchez made the discovery 2/3 of the way into the bottle. Read article... Interview with a Torturer London Telegraph | Submitted by: Soylent "I want your unit to find new ways of torture so terrible that the screams will frighten even crows from their nests and if the person survives he will never again have a night's sleep." Read article... Eat at Osama's New York Times Service | Submitted by: Sketchcow Patrons of Osama's, a quaint little bistro near Fort Bragg are urging the owner to change the moniker of the establishment. While the name may have an esteemed history in Arab culture it is now perhaps tainted beyond redemption. Read article...