Daily Rotten Archives October 7, 2001 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Too Many Bin Laden Reuters | Submitted by: Soylent Now that strikes have begun against Afghanistan, life is ever more tenuous for Osama bin Laden. So now the most wanted man in the world has created a cadre of body doubles, who make occasional appearances around the country to sow confusion. Read article... What if Terrorists go Nuclear CDI | Submitted by: Soylent This is an outstanding article. "One concern long has been the allegations voiced by the former Secretary of Russia's Security Council, Gen. Alexander Lebed. After conducting an exhaustive inventory of Russian nuclear weapons in the 1990s, he found that 84 'suitcase' nuclear bombs had vanished from the Russian arsenal." Read article... Tongan Court Jester absconds with $20M London Telegraph | Submitted by: Soylent Tonga is a country that makes much of its money in a questionable way, by selling passports for a few thousand dollars each. Jesse Bogdonoffi from North Carolina was kind enough to point out to the King that the collected monies do not belong in a checking acount but should be properly invested. For this valuable advice, the King gave Bogdanoffi the honorary title Court Jester but this gratitude was rebuked when the Jester embezzled $20M from the account. Read article... Analingus for fun and profit Village Voice | Submitted by: Soylent "A tasty treat in and of itself, a rim job can also be a prelude to anal penetration. Many people put their mouths where the money is in order to introduce someone to the joys of backdoor pleasure. Once you've had the tongue, you might be apt to consider some more. I know plenty of girls going down on their men as a first step toward transforming them into bend-over boyfriends." Read article...