Daily Rotten Archives November 6, 2001 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Swazi man accused of raping cow Africa Online | Submitted by: Ben "It was said that the first person to know was a small boy who lives with Gamedze who was told by Gamedze that he had a girlfriend at Tsabedze’s home and later told him that it was the cow." [At least cows don't whine. And some of them at least have a "purty mouth". Who are we to question good taste.] Read article... Dershowitz recommends torture warrants St. Louis Today | Submitted by: Soylent Former civil libertarian Alan Dershowitz has come out in favor of "torture warrants", in a speech at a Jewish community center. This comes after ACLU criticism of him after he came out in favor of mandatory national ID cards. [It seems very strange that such a prominent and respected Jew would be willing to convert what was once the American Justice System into the Gestapo.] Read article... Runestone a hoax Minneapolis Star-Tribune | Submitted by: Soylent Students fifteen years ago were skeptical of supposed Viking evidence in America known as the "Kensington Runestone", so they carved their own and left it for future anthropologists to ponder. And for the most part forgot about it, until a future anthropologist discovered it and began soliciting for money to have it tested. Now the story of the so-called "AVM stone" is revealed. Read article... The Kitchen in The Slammer Associated Press | Submitted by: anonymous Nate Newton, Dallas Cowboys star lineman known as "The Kitchen", was arrested for having 213 pounds of marijuana in his van, and has been charged with intent to distribute the drug. Newton's career has taken recent turns for the worse, progressing from ESPN to BET to drug alleged courier/wholesaler. Read article...