Daily Rotten Archives January 24, 2002 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 One wank or two? Syracuse Post-Standard | Submitted by: Soylent "Deputies said Castle, who has been a county employee for more than 30 years, had been masturbating into the coffee cups of co-workers. He likely will be suspended at least through the case going to trial, said county spokesman Martin Farrell." Read article... Commando attack on Bohemian Grove San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: dj pie The Bohemian Grove has long been an apex of speculation, a little bit of Skull and Bones Club mixed with the Trilateral Commission. And Saturday a "commando" infiltrated the grounds intending to expose human sacrifice and child abuse, but instead became confused and pulled a "Goldilocks" maneuver. He's now under psychiatric care at the Sonoma County Jail. Read article... and This article... Toilet stall bandit convicted Go Memphis | Submitted by: Pete Oscar Reynolds has been convicted of being Memphis' infamous Toilet Stall Bandit: "He grabbed my ankles and started to pull me out of the stall into the main area of the men's room. I was making a lot of noise. I was yelling for help. I was both scared and angry. My left pant leg came off and I think he realized by its weight that what came with that was my wallet." Read article... Was Bane more than just a pet? ABCnews | Submitted by: mayhem Last January, much of San Francisco seemed to be talking about nothing except the viscious mauling of Diane Whipple by a pair of dogs which were obtained by a couple from their adopted son, Paul "Cornfed" Schneider. Lots of questions remain unanswered. Why would a couple adopt a fully grown son who was a member of the Aryan Nations? Particularly one named "Cornfed"? And, did the couple have carnal relations with thier dog, Bane? Much evidence seems to indicate this possibility. Read article... Bad news for European vending machine owners Agence France Presse | Submitted by: Soylent European vending machines are being victimized by people putting in Thai 10 baht ($0.26) coins instead of 2-Euro coins ($1.80). But on the bright side, the Thai economy is booming because of a newly rejuvenated currency export business. Read article...