Daily Rotten Archives January 25, 2002 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 ACLU represents Satan St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Pete Reported in an earlier Daily Rotten was an action by the town of Inglis, Florida, banishing Satan: "Satan is herby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens." The ACLU is now playing devil's advocate, and demands the town rescind the proclamation. Read article... The Humiliating Power of Food Morrison County Record | Submitted by: Sally "The employees placed a large garbage can next to the register and if a student came through with a delinquent balance in their account, they tossed the food into the garbage. It was not our intention to waste the food or taxpayers’ money. But, rather, to make a point. The community needs to understand, the students had been warned of delinquent accounts and low balances in their accounts since they had returned from the holiday vacation. Those students who did not respond to the warnings had their food thrown away." IT IS THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL LEARN. Read article... Pig mated with spinach BBC | Submitted by: Meenk Green Eggs and Ham Department of the Mad Science Club: "Scientists in Japan say they have successfully implanted vegetable genes in a living animal for the first time. Researchers at Kinki University near Osaka inserted spinach genes into a pig, which they say will produce healthier pork." Read article... Muslim woman denied driver's license Local6 | Submitted by: dj pie A Muslim woman in Florida was told by a Department of Motor Vehicles clerk that she could not have a driver's license after she refused to show her face for the photo. "For Muslim women, that's like going out naked in front of strangers, and we are both practicing Muslims." Practice taking the bus, lady. Read article... Witchcraft alleged in 3 deaths Associated Press | Submitted by: Wraith Girl gets married, whacks the poor slob with help from current boyfriend. Then she marries current boyfriend and whacks that slob with help from a new boyfriend. All the while getting insurance money. One can only imagine how long this process would have lasted if she hadn't been caught. And better yet how many poor dumb bastards she could have knocked out of the human gene pool had the police not interfered with Darwinism. Read article...