Daily Rotten Archives February 6, 2002 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Black History Chitlins Associated Press | Submitted by: dianalily "A supermarket advertised a sale on fried chicken in honor of Black History Month, prompting the company to issue an apology after a customer complained. Giant Food Stores customer Lance Sellers brought the ad to the attention of the manager of the store in Union Deposit east of Harrisburg. The sign read: 'In honor of Black History Month, we at Giant are offering a special savings on fried chicken." Read article... Mile High Club Cape Times | Submitted by: Hornet "After his sexual antics with his girlfriend Mtetwa was moved from his seat next to BA stewardess Joanne Cohen. He asked the stewardess if he could have sex with her, saying: "I have an 11-inch cock. How big is your husband's?" ... During the nine-hour flight last week, Mtetwa was seen straddling Stevens, his lover of 14 months, waving his hand in the air and yelling "Yeah baby, yeah" as well as boasting "Who's fucking you baby?". Read article... Clone shoots fifteen year old Toledo Blade | Submitted by: countermoon In what may be the beginning of a rash of clone-related crime, and certainly a problem for prosecutors when it comes to burden of proof, an Ohio man is claiming that his clone is responsible for a killing he is accused of. "In a pretrial motion, defense attorney Bill Kluge had asked the court to prohibit any references to cloning and the military, but Judge Randall Basinger denied the motion." Read article... Glowstick ban overturned The Times-Picayune | Submitted by: Sketch "Banning pacifiers and glow sticks in an effort to curb drug use at all-night raves violates free speech and does not further the government's war on drugs, a federal judge has ruled in permanently blocking federal agents from enforcing the ban." [Many states have laws banning drug paraphernalia which may also have legal uses, and this ruling calls that into question as well.] Read article... Canada remembers her first time Ottawa Citizen | Submitted by: Dr. Rev. Rev. Samuel F. Atwood "Dear Penthouse, I never thought I would be writing a letter like this to you. But for one or two steamy hours exactly half a century ago, on a day otherwise shrouded in terrible grief, she was all mine: a beautiful, majestic Queen of Canada, quite the hottie I might add. And as she slowly unbuttoned her petticoat to reveal her womanly bosom I realized then and there that things would never be the same." Read article...