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Daily Rotten Archives
January 6, 2004
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Charles wanted Diana dead, of course
Mirror | Submitted by: Liddell
"Before she died in a car crash, Diana wrote: 'My husband is planning "an accident" in my car, brake failure and serious head injury... to make the path clear for him to marry.' She gave the note to butler Paul Burrell who revealed its existence in the Mirror last year. Charles's name was blanked out. Burrell has been asked to hand the document to the coroner who today opens the inquest into Diana's death." [While we're at it, might I also interest you in some of Hitler's personal diaries?]

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Long-term economic recovery demands conquest
Common Dreams | Submitted by: A. P. Palled
"Republican hearts are all aflutter over one quarter of strong GDP numbers. But the 8.2% third quarter growth was purchased on credit-the $374 billion budget deficit that was the largest in the country's history... There is simply no magic to 'growth' under these conditions. Any idiot with a hand full of credit cards charged to the next generation's children can gin up the short term illusion of prosperity... a study commissioned by former Treasury Secretary Paul O'Neil indicated that the 50 year forecast U.S. deficit would reach $44 trillion. The study was suppressed. O'Neil was fired... When a nation's debt load becomes so huge it cannot plausibly reassure creditors regarding repayment, it must seek some source of wealth, any source, to keep the borrowed money flowing. This, naked predation, is what kept the Roman Empire alive for the last two hundred years of its existence."

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Christian nudist colony still under development
Associated Press | Submitted by: I Choose The Matrix
"Bill Martin has purchased about 240 acres of land about 30 miles outside Tampa for a little more than $1.6 million, much of it on the site of an old nudist colony that had fallen into disrepair, which he and his business partners hope to transform into a modern-day Garden of Eden. 'The Bible very clearly states that when Adam and Eve were in right with God, they were naked,' said David Blood, executive director of the project. 'When people are in right with God, they do not have to fear nudity.' ... Martin said he had not yet figured out what to do about four registered sex offenders living in or around the park, though he said he's discussing it with his attorneys. 'We'll make sure that no harm will come to children.'"

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Suicide via match-head pipe bomb
Nepal News | Submitted by: Matchstick Man
"A 26-year-old capital resident Sunday took his own life by stuffing sulphur, collected from matchsticks, into a pipe and lighting the stuff holding it on his right temple, published reports said.  Krishna Bahadur Adhikari, a self-trained mechanic by profession, committed suicide in his home in Swayambhu, Kathmandu... 'As the stuffed sulphur burnt, it exploded on his head and scattered his skull bones all over his room,' said Damodar Ghimire, a police inspector at the ward police office, Swayambhu."

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More Danes killed by methadone than heroin
Australian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Liddell
"Poisoning by methadone, a synthetic narcotic, was blamed for the deaths of 47 people in 2002 against 36 who died from heroin overdoses, the survey in Nordisk Rettsmedisin shows, a Scandinavian legal medicine review... Denmark, which has some 14,000 drug addicts according to official estimates, most living in the capital region, has one of Europe's highest death rates due to drug consumption." [14,000 heroin addicts and only 83 overdose deaths? Wow.]

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Satan unwilling to go quietly
Slidell Sentry-News | Submitted by: Lin-Z
"A man who identified himself as Lucifer, the Prince of Darkness, was arrested late Thursday night after he was discovered burglarizing a vehicle and violently attacked deputies... The man was compliant with the security officer, but became immediately combative when deputies arrived. Deputies discovered shattered windows on a Mercedes in the church parking lot and called for crime lab personnel, then arrested and handcuffed the man. The man began cursing and screaming that he was Lucifer, and kicked the window out of the patrol car, Hartman reported. So forceful were his kicks that the window frame of the car door was bent to a nearly-90-degree angle. Lucifer refused to comply with deputies' commands, even after being struck with a baton, sprayed with pepper spray and shot with a Taser gun. Multiple deputies were required to restrain him, and all became victims of Lucifer's violence."

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Astronauts unable to locate oxygen leak aboard space station
CNN | Submitted by: Liddell
"The international space station is experiencing a slow, steady drop in air pressure, and American and Russian flight controllers are investigating possible causes of the leak... Mission Control first noticed the drop in pressure January 1 and said the data showed a daily decline of about 2 millimeters of mercury. Engineers later ascertained that the leak actually began December 22, said NASA spokesman James Hartsfield." [We should never have built the fucking pile of junk.]

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11-year-old busted for dealing heroin
CNN | Submitted by: optional
"An 11-year-old girl sold heroin on the street while dressed in her school uniform or even her pajamas, doing the bidding of her mother and a man who may be her stepfather, police said... 'It was disturbing,' said police Sgt. Ruben Rodriguez. 'Once we found out the real age of the child, we were in utter shock... We knew we were dealing with a baby, but we originally thought she was around 15.' ... Officers said they saw the girl regularly selling $10 and $20 doses of heroin to drivers and pedestrians."

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Kinks frontman shot in New Orleans
BBC | Submitted by: Sak
"The Kinks singer Ray Davies is recovering after being shot in the thigh while on holiday in New Orleans. The singer-songwriter, 59, was wounded on Sunday after trying to run after two men who allegedly stole his female companion's purse at gunpoint... Davies was walking in New Orleans' French Quarter at 2030 local time on Sunday when two men approached... 'He was walking east of the French Quarter with a female friend,' said New Orleans police spokesman Captain Marlon Defillo. 'Two men walked up. They apparently took the female friend's purse. He chased them. One of those persons turned and shot him in the leg and we have arrested one person.'"

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Dean's piety needs more image enhancement
Guardian UK | Submitted by: Katie
"Howard Dean, the front runner for the Democratic presidential nomination, has for the first time spoken openly about his Christian beliefs during the campaign, seeking to broaden his appeal to mainstream America... President Bush, a born-again Christian who rarely overlooks the chance to invoke God, enjoys strong backing in the south: in 2000, he won every state in the 'bible belt.' Mr Dean, by contrast, is not a regular churchgoer and only a few months ago said he did not think religion 'ought to be part of American policy.' ... Speaking to reporters last week, he said he simply 'practised quietly,' and that frequent trips to the deeply religious southern states had made him more comfortable about talking openly about his faith... Mr Dean said he prayed daily and had read the Bible from cover to cover. Asked about his favourite book in the New Testament, he named Job (the story of a religious man whose faith is tested by God through suffering). An hour later, he admitted his mistake - Job is in the Old Testament."

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90% of teen girls feel ugly
London Telegraph | Submitted by: Liddell
"Nine out of 10 teenage girls are unhappy with the shape of their bodies and say they have inherited their insecurities from their mothers, according to a survey... A fifth of the girls were overweight, but three-fifths of them thought they needed to lose weight and 64% of preteens had already been on a diet... 'Teenage girls are gorgeous - cuddly tums, curvy thighs and bonny bums included - and it's time they believed it.'" [Well, the Rotten staff certainly believes it.]

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Grover's Mill all over again
CNN | Submitted by: syd_lexic
Hundreds of witnesses reported seeing fireballs cross the skies of northern Spain on Sunday in what authorities said may have been a disintegrating meteorite, Spanish radio said. The bright flashes were spotted at around 6 p.m. local time in a swathe across the northern half of Spain, from the eastern city of Valencia to the northwestern pilgrimage site of Santiago de Compostela. In some cases, objects were reported to have fallen to earth."

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