Daily Rotten Archives February 21, 2005 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Penis sliced off, flushed down toilet KTUU-TV 2 Anchorage | Submitted by: Judi "Kim Tran, 35, told police she had been having an affair with her uncle for about a year. His refusal to leave his wife apparently provoked the attack during which he was mutilated... Charging documents say Tran and her 44-year-old uncle got into an argument Saturday night at Tran's home because he wanted out of the relationship. Those documents say Tran asked her uncle to leave his wife, and that's when he told Tran that he was only interested in having sex with her. Tran told police they then started to 'fool around' and she tied up her uncle to a window handle above her bed. 'At that point, she pulled a knife on the man and severed his penis,' said Anchorage Police Department spokeswoman Anita Shell. Police say that after the attack Tran rushed her uncle to Providence Alaska Medical Center, but not before flushing his penis down the toilet." Read article... CDC very worried about avian flu pandemic Wire Services | Submitted by: Darth Suffer "Avian flu poses the single biggest threat to the world right now and health officials may not yet have all the tools they need to fight it, the head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Monday... it would be impossible, in case of an avian flu epidemic, to switch gears quickly to make a special avian flu vaccine, CDC Director Dr. Julie Gerberding said. 'This is a very ominous situation for the globe,' Gerberding told a meeting of the American Association for the Advancement of Science, calling it the 'most important threat that we are facing right now.'" Read article... Toddler's wedding arranged to punish uncle MSNBC | Submitted by: Isaac is a weenie "A tribal council in Pakistan has ordered the betrothal of a 2-year-old girl to a man 40 years older to punish her uncle for an alleged affair with the man's wife, police said Monday... [42-year-old Mohammed Altaf], a farmer, divorced his 32-year-old wife over her alleged love affair with his 20-year-old cousin, Mohammed Akmal... As punishment, the elders ordered the girl's betrothal and ruled Akmal should also pay a $3,800 fine to the husband." Read article... Teacher allegedly fucked student WRAL-TV 5 Raleigh | Submitted by: Crack Baby IV "Nicole Pomerleau is accused of having a sexual relationship with her 16-year-old student. The 31-year-old teacher taught English at Olympic High School where she worked for about two years. WCNC in Charlotte quotes sources as saying Pomerleau and the 16-year-old student had a sexual relationship that began January 1 and ended February 29 of last year." Read article... Nutball apprehended Wire Services | Submitted by: optional "Police chased a naked man through the city's slushy streets early Monday after he allegedly stripped off his bathrobe, bit an officer, then stole a police cruiser in an attempt to escape. The man was captured after he smashed the cruiser into several parked cars, abandoned the vehicle and tried to get away in his bare feet." Read article... Mom jailed for cooking meth WRAL-TV 5 Raleigh | Submitted by: Crack Baby IV "Zorrita Wood pleaded guilty Monday to operating a meth lab out of her trailer home. Her 14-year-old daughter and 9-year-old son told social workers they helped make the drug. Prosecutors claim Wood and both children traveled from Oregon, making meth in hotels before moving to Pittsboro... When social workers took custody of the children, both of them tested positive for meth. Woods' ex-boyfriend faces a number of charges, including the statuory rape of Wood's daughter." Read article... Teacher suicides after attempted kidfuckery KXAS-TV 5 Dallas | Submitted by: WhateverULike "A Dallas high school teacher committed suicide Friday one day after police arrested him for allegedly trying to lure a teenager into having sex with him. Zane Vaughn, of McKinney, killed himself in a Weatherford motel room early Friday while out on bond, officials said. Police had arrested Vaughn in Willow Park, where they say he showed up for a sex date only to find a Weatherford police detective posing as a 14-year-old girl waiting for him. Vaughn taught mathematics at W.T. White High School in North Dallas... Police said Vaughn had several sexually graphic conversations with the detective online before making plans to meet for sex. Police also said he promised to bring drugs for himself and the girl to use together." Read article... Ambulance hit by train Wire Services | Submitted by: Reid Fleming "Charlene Gayton, 68, of Fulton remained in stable condition Sunday in a Texarkana, Texas, hospital after suffering a stroke Saturday. She survived the crash just outside her mobile home while her three rescuers, EMTs Jeff Ferrand, 37, and John Rook, 23, of Hope and Christopher Klingan, 23, of Texarkana, Texas, were thrown from the ambulance and killed... The accident happened about 50 yards from Gayton's mobile home, and Aeda Gayton, 35, chased after the ambulance, trying to warn them the train was coming. She doesn't think Ferrand realized the train was so close." Read article... Marine recruit drowns during basic CNN | Submitted by: Isaac likes it CREAMY "Five Marines have been suspended and another put on administrative duty during an investigation into the drowning of a recruit in a training pool at Parris Island, South Carolina... Recruit Jason Tharp died February 8 from what the Marines described as 'complications in the water,' a day after a camera crew from WIS-TV in Columbia, South Carolina, shot video showing a drill instructor grabbing and striking him during a training session... Tharp's parents told WIS-TV that their son, who joined the Marines to earn money for college, was miserable and wanted to quit." Read article... Comic not making Jewish friends Independent | Submitted by: Reid Fleming "A black stand-up comic, Dieudonné, was reported to have said that the 60th anniversary commemorations of the Holocaust were 'remembrance pornography.' ... Dieudonné's comment was made at a press conference in the Algerian capital, Algiers, last week... 'The Zionists have a kind of impunity. For them, if a child at school is called a dirty Jew, they are up in arms. To me, Zionism is the AIDS of Judaism. For people like me, it is different. We feel the Zionist lobby has claimed a monopoly of suffering.' ... [Last year] he had attracted criticism for a television sketch in which, dressed in military fatigues and wearing a wide-brimmed hat associated with Orthodox Jews, he said: 'I urge all of you to convert like me [to Judaism]. Join the axis of Good: the American-Zionist axis.' He ended his sketch with a Nazi salute and the cry 'Isra-Heil.'" Read article... Hunter S. Thompson blows brains out CNN | Submitted by: digz "Journalist and author Hunter S. Thompson, who unleashed the concept of 'gonzo journalism' in books like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, fatally shot himself in the head Sunday at his home near Aspen, Colorado, police and his family said. 'On February 20, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson took his life with a gunshot to the head at his fortified compound in Woody Creek, Colorado,' said a statement issued by Thompson's son, Juan Thompson, to the Aspen Daily News." [Merely 44 Rotten Dead Pool players scored with Dr. Thompson's untimely death.] Read article...