Daily Rotten Archives January 19, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Feds demand Google search records in porn probe Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous The Bush administration, seeking to revive an online pornography law struck down by the U.S. Supreme Court, has subpoenaed Google Inc. for details on what its users have been looking for through its popular search engine." ... "The government contends it needs the data to determine how often pornography shows up in online searches as part of an effort to revive an Internet child protection law that was struck down two years ago by the U.S. Supreme Court on free-speech grounds." ... More: Yahoo Sold You Out Read article... and This article... Comments (190) Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous "Osama bin Laden warned that al Qaeda was preparing new attacks inside the United States, but said the group was open to a conditional truce with Americans, according to an audio tape attributed to him on Thursday." ... Quote: "He wants to prove that he is still alive." Read article... Comments (90) Have fun in prison, bitch San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: MrKnet "Outraged and indignant for months, the woman who claimed to find a bit of human finger in a bowl of chili was none of that in court Wednesday morning. Anna Ayala wept openly before a judge sentenced her to nine years in prison for concocting a scam that turned her into a tabloid celebrity, cost the fast-food giant millions of dollars and made Wendy's chili the punch line of a national joke." Read article... Comments (71) Asshole neighbor in jail where he belongs San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous The suit accuses Bertone of pouring a "green-like substance" on one neighbor's car in response to a complaint. "On another occasion, Don Bertone punched his neighbor after the neighbor requested that Don lower his music." Read article... Comments (60) Eleven years for 168 murders Court TV | Submitted by: Liquid Sky "Michael Fortier, the prosecution's star witness in the Oklahoma City bombing trials, will be freed this week after serving less than 11 years of a 12-year sentence." ... "He's the luckiest man in the world," said Paul Heath, who was on the fifth floor of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building when the bomb exploded outside. "Fortier, by being willing to do a plea bargain, won the Powerball lottery of the justice system." Read article... Comments (42) Dr. Pimp Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: oddser5050 "A well-liked Chicago family dentist let pimps rent out his Marina Towers condos so hookers could turn tricks there and stayed after hours at his downtown dental office to fix the teeth of battered prostitutes for free, the feds charged Wednesday." Read article... Comments (37) Dig my Beamer WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "An Ohio man has been sentenced to a year in prison for burying his 1997 BMW." Read article... Comments (29) No Fat Chicks CNN | Submitted by: Rockspin <-------SuperFlyPlaya #1 "Advocacy groups and parents are suing the Nickelodeon TV network and cereal maker Kellogg Co. in an effort to stop junk food marketing to kids." ... [Some stupid mom] said she tries her best to get her three kids to eat healthy foods. "But then they turn on Nickelodeon and see all those enticing junk-food ads," Carlson said. "Adding insult to injury, we enter the grocery store and see our beloved Nick characters plastered on all those junky snacks and cereals." Read article... Comments (84) A Ton of Shit Hits the Road WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Not only did it stink, but it took about five hours to vacuum it up." Read article... Comments (37) You can run but you can't hide MSNBC | Submitted by: lil funky swampass "Police arrested a man accused of faking his death more than 25 years ago to avoid paying child support." Read article... Comments (34) Women sodomized with umbrellas IOL | Submitted by: CDG "They forced her down and raped her. When they were done they took her umbrella and inserted it into her anus." Read article... Comments (67)