Daily Rotten Archives January 30, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Never work with children or animals KGBT-TV 4 Harlingen | Submitted by: Rooney Eats It "Shock and disbelief in Brownsville where a man is behind bars accused of videotaping himself having sex with a child and an animal." ... "Investigators say [he] has no police record of sexually assaulting children. They are grateful his girlfriend found the tape and turned it into authorities." Read article... Comments (169) Poodle Punted WRC-TV 4 Washington | Submitted by: cracker666 [honky infidel] "Police are looking for a jogger who kicked a toy poodle so hard that it landed on the other side of the street, leaving it paralyzed." ... "I pulled into the parking lot just as the dog went flying in the air. It ... hit the ground and did not move, and that man did not stop, he kept on jogging." Read article... Comments (236) Don't Ask, Don't Tell BREITBART | Submitted by: Jonny Plasma "Army officials are investigating allegations that members of the celebrated 82nd Airborne Division appear on a gay pornography Web site, a spokeswoman said Friday." ... Maj. Todd Vician, a Defense Department spokesman in Washington, said the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy states that "homosexual orientation alone is not a bar to service, but homosexual conduct is incompatible with military service." ... " The 82nd Airborne is one of the most celebrated units in the military. Its 15,000 troops are trained to deploy anywhere in the world within 18 hours." Read article... Comments (109) Killer Bees, Motherfuckers South Florida Sun-Sentinel | Submitted by: aulduron "As if hurricanes, roaches, sea lice and insurance bills weren't bad enough, Floridians can add a new menace to their list of worries." [Sea lice?] Read article... Comments (75) "Why did you do this to me?" Pittsburgh Tribune-Review | Submitted by: cracker666 [honky infidel] "A 19-year-old man - who was stabbed and dismembered after he died - managed to gasp out one desperate question as his life slipped away after a brutal battle with his housemate last week." Read article... Comments (58) And we'll have a barrel of fun CNN | Submitted by: Rockspin (pimpalicious playa #1) "A man and woman have been refused bail on murder charges, after two burning barrels containing human remains were found in bushland about 200 kilometers (125 miles) south of Sydney on the Australian east coast." Read article... Comments (30) Teacher + Students + Whipped Cream Game = Jail San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: cracker666 [honky infidel] "A former substitute teacher was sentenced to one year in jail and five years probation for encouraging several young boys to lick whipped cream off their toes as part a game he filmed." ... "Codde was arrested in December 2004 after playing the whipped cream game with five boys at a slumber party at his home in Aptos. The loser of a video game had to lick the whipped cream off the toes of other boys. Two of the boys said they had played the game with Codde before." Read article... Comments (48) Fired for showing students R-rated movie MSNBC | Submitted by: pillager A school has decided that showing the R-rated movie The 40 Year-Old Virgin is not an appropriate high school Spanish lesson." Read article... Comments (64) Swastika Prankage Cleveland Plain Dealer | Submitted by: anonymous "A swastika drawn on a sleeping inmate's forehead as a prank escalated into a fight between members of a white supremacist gang and other prisoners that left eight inmates and two guards injured." Read article... Comments (35) Octopus Attack! Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Pup "It's certainly a mature male from what I can see in the video." ... "Old octopuses become what we call senescent, or senile, reaching the end of their life. And sometimes their actions are very inappropriate." Read article... Comments (49) The cars that go boom St. Louis Today | Submitted by: anonymous "City police would be able to seize cars blasting loud music under an ordinance passed Friday by the Board of Aldermen. The ordinance, which would take effect once signed by Mayor Francis Slay, prohibits the use and even installation of some enhanced speakers." ... "Impounding a car for playing loud music is too severe, opponents said, and ripe for abuse." Read article... Comments (84) People Can't Believe They Lived With Body In Basement WISN-TV 12 Milwaukee | Submitted by: Pink Poodle [Submitter says it all: How stupid could these people be? The outline of a body in cement is in their basment and they don't call the police? Just make jokes that "It looks like a dead body in cement. Ha ha."] ... Actual quote: "I used to play down there. I used to watch my brother and them lift weights down there. I used to sit on that body." Read article... Comments (34) We're an empire now... we create our own reality... Lowell Sun | Submitted by: The All Seeing Ear "Online 'encyclopedia' allows anyone to edit entries, and congressional staffers do just that to bosses' bios." Read article... Comments (32) A very serious charge indeed WSMV-TV 4 Nashville | Submitted by: Denise " The girl's father says deputies gave him an orange jump suit to put on, shackled his ankles and put him behind bars for almost two hours before he could post a $1,000 bond." Read article... Comments (49)