Daily Rotten Archives February 8, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Flying Tractor Waco Tribune-Herald | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "Gusty winds were blamed for a bizarre accident that killed the son of a local TV weatherman who was parasailing behind a tractor." ... "Initially, Greene hit the ground, Sellers said. But then the wind picked up his parasail again, and he was thrown over a fence and into a tree about 500 feet away. The impact injured him severely, Sellers said, noting that Greene landed in the branches of the tree and had to be removed." Read article... Comments (51) Nut cracks, dons tiger suit, climbs lighthouse WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: reanimated jew "A children's book author wearing a tiger suit climbed on top of the St. Augustine Lighthouse in the middle of the night to protest child pornography on the Internet, according to police." ... "Police tried to communicate with Feldmann with a bullhorn, but winds of 25-35 mph and the tiger mask covering his head made efforts to communicate difficult." Read article... Comments (50) Do Not Marry Children Fox News | Submitted by: Buddy List "A 23-year-old man was sentenced to more than a year in prison Tuesday on a sexual assault charge filed after he impregnated a teenager, then married her last spring when she was 14." [If you click on the man, you can see his NASCAR tie.] Read article... Comments (159) Wife Settles Argument WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "A woman fatally shot her sleeping husband, ransacked her house and bound herself with duct tape before calling police to report a robbery, according to the Orange County Sheriff's Office." ... "After arguing with her husband, Bradham allegedly waited until he was asleep and shot him with a 9 mm handgun, according to the arrest affidavit. She then allegedly discarded the weapon in nearby woods and returned home, pried open a back door to make it look like robbery and then used duct tape to bind her hands and feet, the affidavit." Read article... Comments (43) Toilet Perv Landlord Camera Action WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: 666999(oral orgy of the beast) "A 62-year-old landlord in Florida was arrested on suspicion he used hidden cameras to videotape more than 20 women and several children using the toilet, showering and sleeping, according to a Local 6 News report." Read article... Comments (58) Fired for Urine Therapy Daily Southtown | Submitted by: h.d. "Drinking your own urine? Orland Park police have no problem with that. But drink it in a front-page newspaper article while wearing your crossing guard uniform complete with official police insignia, and there will be problems." Read article... Comments (59) Snatched From The Jaws AZ Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill "As the crocodile clenched it jaws on his right arm, the villagers tugged him from its grip in a struggle that also left him with a broken leg and chest and stomach injuries." Read article... Comments (35) Thing in jar has a serial number Guardian | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] "When Barney Broom began renovating his cottage he did not expect to be confronted by a pair of black eyes staring from a cloudy jar." Read article... Comments (64) Mmm... Fentanyl... Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: oddser5050 "Chicago Police issued an alert about a potent drug that is peddled on the streets as heroin, but actually is hundreds of times stronger and may have caused up to a dozen fatal overdoses in recent weeks." Read article... Comments (54) Road Trip! Wire Services | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "A New York City teenager fell out the window of a moving bus while using the restroom Tuesday and landed on the New York State Thruway. State police said Jose Gonzales, 17, lost his balance when the chartered bus swerved to change lanes. It was unclear how fast the bus was going." Read article... Comments (35) Not shutting up about the fucking cartoon Washington Post | Submitted by: Your Frowny Face "Tens of thousands of Muslims demonstrated in parts of the Middle East, Africa and Asia, continuing to vent their rage over European newspaper cartoons mocking the prophet Muhammad. Some Muslim clerics and governments called for calm, while others seemed to encourage the vengeful outpouring." Read article... Comments (393)