Daily Rotten Archives February 9, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Burned, dismembered and dumped across two counties CNN | Submitted by: George the Crab of the Pussy Hair Jungle "A dispute over a boy led to the murder and dismemberment of a teenage girl who was new to town, prosecutors said Wednesday as a murder trial got under way." ... "On January 21, 2005, the two girls were in Kolb's car at a fast-food restaurant when they got into a fight over a boy. Prosecutors say Kolb and a teenage boy who was in the car with them killed Reynolds, then later burned and dismembered her body and hid the remains in two counties." Read article... Comments (121) Surfin' U.S.A. Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: tucan "I talked to Willie about drugs," Gloria Williamson says now. "I talked to Willie about drinking. I talked to Willie about if you go out with a girl, you have to respect her ... but this is something I thought I would never have to talk to him about." Read article... Comments (91) Also known as "Space Monkey" WNBC-TV 4 New York | Submitted by: oddser5050 "Parents should look for signs such as unexplained marks or bruises on the throat, frequent, severe headaches, redness of the eyes, and belts, ropes, shoelaces, and other similar things tied in strange knots. Parents should also look for cuts or bruises, disorientation after time alone, and locked bedroom doors." Read article... Comments (123) Blow a kiss in my face, go to jail Washington Post | Submitted by: pussypounder "The alcohol that got Julia Zukerman into trouble with the law wasn't in her hand or in the front seat of her car." ... "The alcohol they were interested in was already inside her body." Read article... Comments (65) Do not pay your traffic tickets with poo ABC TV affiliates | Submitted by: Detroit Brat "On her way through Oregon in 2000, Schwarz got a $350 traffic ticket for failing to obey a traffic signal while driving in Lake County. Annoyed, she tucked human feces into the envelope with the money order she sent to the Lake County Courthouse." Read article... Comments (64) I'd recognize him anywhere BBC | Submitted by: Mabley The Magnificent "Apparently the problem with the moustache was that the police only had long moustaches on their computer so they had to sort of chop it off at the ends." Read article... Comments (55) CIA Panty Raid Washington Post | Submitted by: Democracy is Dead "And in a search of his Falls Church home, police said, they found a stunning trove of cash, jewelry, antiques, license plates -- and bags filled with more than 1,000 women's undergarments." ... Also: I can't quit you Read article... and This article... Comments (56) Condom Bombs mailed to strip clubs, motorcycle gang MSNBC | Submitted by: Depleted Your Cranium "A former strip club waitress mailed condoms filled with a potentially explosive mixture to a television station, strip clubs and other places, saying she was tired of being mistreated by men, according to court documents." ... "A note inside the package said, Boom." ... "Five more packages containing condoms filled with Drano and gasoline were found the next day at the Brockton postal annex, according to the FBI affidavits. They were addressed to Boston television station WFXT, Boston radio station WXKS-FM, the Outlaws motorcycle club in Taunton and two strip clubs — Alex's in Stoughton and The Foxy Lady in Brockton." Read article... Comments (41) Fired for doing what comes natural WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: azdollarbill "A Martin County deputy is accused of using his squad car camera to tape women. The sheriff's office fired deputy Jack Munsey after an investigation found that Munsey broke the rules by using the camera for unofficial purposes, spending on-duty time on off-duty activities and for improper conduct. The investigation reveals that Munsey used his dashboard-mounted video camera to zoom in on and record bikini-clad girls, including one showering at a public beach. The cameras are supposed to be used for documenting drunks trying to walk a straight line." Read article... Comments (33) YAMM (Yet Another Myspace Murder) Baltimore Sun | Submitted by: oddser5050 "I just want to meet cool people," she wrote. Read article... Comments (51) Dirka Dirka Mohammad Jihad Aljazeera Dirka Dirka | Submitted by: oddser5050 "A top Taliban commander has offered a reward of 100 kilograms of gold to anyone who kills the person responsible for blasphemous cartoons of the Prophet Muhammed, the Afghan Islamic Press (AIP) has reported." Read article... Comments (238) She-Hulk Guardian | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] "A teenager who was repeatedly given a potentially fatal overdose of radiation at a leading cancer unit spoke yesterday of her fears after the hospital where she was given the treatment said the mistake was the result of human error." ... "I'm very sore. I've got burns on the back of my neck and down my ears. I'm starting to blister and I can't sleep because I can't lie on my back," she said. "I'm really angry with them, they shouldn't get away with it." Read article... Comments (45)