Daily Rotten Archives February 15, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Baaaad man is sex offender WTKR | Submitted by: athenstexman "A man who pleaded no contest to a sodomy charge involving a sheep says he should not have to register as a sex offender." ... "The prosecutor is being real hard on me for what I did," he said. "But I should not be treated as a child molester." ... Also: Picture here Read article... and This article... Comments (105) Farting Dog Stops Pervert Cleveland Plain Dealer | Submitted by: athenstexman "A flatulent dog saved two girls from a Valentine's Day rendezvous with a rape suspect." Read article... Comments (72) Incident in Room 165 Rocky Mountain Collegian | Submitted by: anonymous "A man who allegedly masturbated onto a computer screen, keyboard and chair in Morgan Library called the accusation against him a witch hunt by overzealous library officials." ... "Police last week ordered Holgerson to appear in court. They issued him a court summons after library employee Robert Cerda identified him as the man who had used the allegedly semen-spattered computer." ... Actual quotes: "For him to conclude that I have the ejaculatory capacity to hit the screen is ludicrous," he said in an interview with the Collegian on Friday afternoon. "At 48, I don't have the distance." Read article... Comments (54) Cops have wanker in hand currentargus.com | Submitted by: athenstexman "According to the police report, the suspect said he might have been masturbating when he approached the woman, and police asked him why he would do that. The male allegedly told police that he wanted her to have sex with him." ... Police "advised him she would probably not want to have sex with him if he was doing that." Read article... Comments (40) Lost and Found Department AZ Central | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "Police said a first-grader found more than 20 bags of marijuana in her locker." ... "This is absolutely, no question, in all the years I've been in education, the most unusual thing I've seen." Read article... Comments (31) Flame on! Court TV | Submitted by: See a broad, to get that booty yak em, Leg er down n smack em ya "A former acquaintance of murder defendant James Scholl said the accused killer bragged about his ability to light people on fire during robberies just hours before he allegedly ignited a cab driver outside a strip club." ... "Hudson, a former crack addict who admitted he was drinking and taking antidepressants and painkillers when Scholl confided in him, testified that the defendant told him the idea came from the 1995 movie Money Train." [With picture.] Read article... Comments (22) Wee Rapist BBC | Submitted by: See a broad, to get that booty yak em, Leg er down n smack em ya "An eight-year-old boy was raped twice and sexually abused by a boy four years his senior, a court heard on Monday. Liverpool Crown Court was also told the 12-year-old forced the boy to have sex with an eight-year-old girl." ... "The eight-year-old spoke of being raped twice, suffering sexual abuse - once while handcuffed - and being made to have sex with the eight-year-old girl, the court heard." Read article... Comments (33) Sodomy Ambush New York Daily News | Submitted by: See a broad, to get that booty yak em, Leg er down n smack em ya "It's a lovely area, right on the water," Wagner said. "They had grabbed two coffees at a 7-Eleven, and they were just sitting there with coffees. No booze. Nothing." Read article... Comments (81) Aidsy Bitch Still Spreading WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "A woman in Missouri who was charged with knowingly exposing her boyfriend to HIV may have had as many as 100 sex partners, according to the girl's mother." ... "Harris discovered she was HIV-positive when she suffered a miscarriage at age 14, police told a newspaper." Read article... Comments (85) Leef Falls WPXI | Submitted by: WPXI "Officials said Leland E. "Leef" Holly IV, 23, of Wexford, fell down a flight of steps Friday night, during a birthday party in Greenfield. He was put on a couch by his friends, who continued to celebrate. They did not realize he was dead until Saturday afternoon." Read article... Comments (38) Do Not Tease WBIR-TV 10 Knoxville | Submitted by: News Hound "A young girl is recovering after being attacked by a pit bull in West Atlanta on Thursday evening. The dog was owned by another child, who sicced the dog on the girl after getting angry." ... "The dog, a pit bull named Gotti, was turned over to animal services." Read article... Comments (36) The New Spartans MSNBC | Submitted by: pillager Even more, though, they played military-themed games, thumbing away into the wee hours of the night. "Sometimes we'd be up till 2 or 3 in the morning, and we gotta get up, like, 0900" to head out for a foot patrol through town, says Crippen. "We're doing this stuff for real and we're playing it on our spare time," adds Swales. "And yeah, it was ironic. But it was so normal, we didn't think nothing about it." Read article... Comments (36) Hotel Anthrax BBC | Submitted by: Lost Boy "Fifty years ago, American scientists were in a frantic race to counter what they saw as the Soviet threat from germ warfare. Biological pathogens they developed were tested on volunteers from a pacifist church and were also released in public places." ... Quote: "It's very hard to try and put today's ethics on standards 20, 30, 40 years ago." Read article... 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