Daily Rotten Archives February 16, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Pain in the Neck WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "A family in Hilo, Hawaii, has sued a doctor after the man admitted he implanted a screwdriver into the neck of a patient, instead of titanium rods, according to a Local 6 News report." Read article... Comments (67) Fast Times at Abu Ghraib Australian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Alex "The graphic photos show naked inmates at the jail forced into sexually humiliating positions, handcuffed to beds and hooded." ... "Only a small number of those images have been made public, but the Pentagon is believed to have gathered a voluminous file of photographs and images documenting the abuse." ... Also: Saddam Talks Shit Read article... and This... and This... Comments (185) The Happiest Place on Earth WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: anonymous "Deputies and rescue crews rushed to Fantasy Land on Tuesday night." Read article... Comments (48) D'oh! New York Daily News | Submitted by: Hey Big Momma, My Momma' Didn't Raise No Dummies "A city teacher has been charged with groping three 10-year-old girls in their Brooklyn school, cops said yesterday. Fifth-grade teacher Dolph Timmerman, 51, allegedly accosted two of the students in a hallway at Public School 123 and a third inside a classroom on Monday." ... "It wasn't immediately clear whether the teacher was the same Dolph Timmerman who inspired a character on the animated series The Simpsons. A bullying classmate of Bart Simpson's was named after a Dolph Timmerman who went to Lincoln High School in Portland, Ore., with series creator Matt Groening. According to the high school's alumni Web site, a Dolph Timmerman who now lives in New York graduated from the high school in 1971. Groening's publicist did not return calls for comment." Read article... Comments (38) Full of feces, rotten food and other debris Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: xxxtinct species-reader57 "Two parents were charged with reckless endangerment of a child after police found their two children, two dogs and two cats in a filth-strewn Alvin motel room. The room was so full of feces, rotten food and other debris that investigating officers had to wear masks to enter." ... Also: Government vendetta Read article... and This article... Comments (54) Do not open door & let anyone in! Stolen Stuff visable. WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Nothing like helping us figure out what's going on," [police] said. Read article... Comments (43) Come back here with my leg! San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: oddser5050 "It's insane. Who hates her that bad?" Read article... Comments (61) Bad Lieutenant Newsday | Submitted by: Hot Pinoy "A lieutenant colonel in the Army was among 24 men arrested for allegedly soliciting sex from children on the Internet, police said." ... "One of the detectives who posed as a teenager said she attracted the attention of potential predators by casually mentioning that she "was not much into school" and spent unsupervised time at home." "You didn't have to do much," Detective Jennifer Roberts told the New York Post. "Most of them were very aggressive." Read article... Comments (25) Disbarred Attorney Accused Of Child Pornography WISN-TV 12 Milwaukee | Submitted by: inthewoods "The son of a former Wisconsin Supreme Court justice is in jail facing child pornography charges." ... "Police said their search uncovered two footlockers. One was filled with jars of urine, labeled with women's names and dates." Read article... Comments (39) Do Not Fling Poo auburnpub.com | Submitted by: athenstexman "A state prisoner serving a collective sentence of 75 years to life pleaded guilty in [court] to felony charges he threw urine and feces at two sets of [corrections officers]." Read article... Comments (37)