Daily Rotten Archives February 21, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 White Power with a magenta hue Orange County Weekly | Submitted by: juanholmes "The plan might have had better results if gang members hadn’t repeatedly struck the victim’s skull with a steel claw hammer as he entered the trap. It’s unclear when they realized their mistake. Was it when Lamons stopped screaming two minutes after the attack began? Or was it when they pondered all of the blood, bone and brain matter that covered the walls, floors and furniture?" Read article... Comments (91) Flaming Penis Stuff NZ | Submitted by: anonymous "A former Christchurch student who set his penis aflame in order to win a $1000 pub promotion has been awarded a dubious world honour. Nearly seven years on, Thomas Hendry's bizarre feat has gained a special mention in the Darwin Awards – recognising those who have improved the human gene pool by leaving it." Read article... Comments (49) Ten More Rapes Toronto Star | Submitted by: anonymous "Paul Bernardo, jailed for life in Kingston Penitentiary for murdering two teenage girls and committing 14 rapes, recently confessed to sexually assaulting at least 10 other women in attacks not previously blamed on him." ... Also: Some kids we just can't fix Read article... and This article... Comments (81) Very Old Rape Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: Thy English Is Blest "The grand-daughter of a 98-year-old woman allegedly raped three times in her Victorian nursing home has told of her grandmother's severe decline following the attacks. Ms Deb Chapman said her grandmother was once a strong woman but she suffered awfully in the last months of her life and the sexual abuse probably contributed to her death." Read article... Comments (39) Roses of the Prophet Muhammad Canoe | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "I just want the sweet pastries." Read article... Comments (103) It would be a shame if your house burned down Canoe | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "Rural Missouri firefighters stood by and watched a fire destroy a garage and a vehicle because the property owner had not paid membership dues." ... "[The owner] used a garden hose and buckets to fight the flames, while firefighters stood by on the road, watching in case the blaze spread to neighbouring properties owned by members." Read article... Comments (97) Dumbass injured in failed BASE jump wlky.com | Submitted by: anonymous "He then jumped from 18 stories up, but something went wrong with his parachute." Read article... Comments (32) I need T.P. for my bunghole! WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: smithsgirl "A Marion County man was arrested for killing his former roommate after an argument over toilet paper." [With picture of Cornholio.] Read article... Comments (58) Tase Me! Wichita Eagle | Submitted by: robosasquatch "I've never been Tased!" Read article... Comments (28) Depressed? Downhearted? A good tattoo may make you feel like a man again. San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "Penises are really hard to tattoo because you have nothing to stretch them over. Usually you stretch over the bone. I actually tattooed a penis, probably eight or nine years ago, and it was totally fine. The energy was right and it was this really young guy and not problematic at all. But then for some reason it was out in the open that I was the 'penis tattooer,' and I had all these horrible people come to me, wanting me to tattoo their peckers, which wasn't too exciting." Read article... Comments (41) Downpour of spiders to continue through the week roanoke.com | Submitted by: Jonny Plasma ...with a slight chance of the tiny world inside your lip unfolding like a beautiful, beautiful onion. Read article... Comments (27) Saddam faces hangman sooner than later Times | Submitted by: anonymous "Saddam Hussein could be executed within months if he is found guilty of ordering the massacre of 140 people from the town of Dujail, the chief prosecutor said last week. The ousted Iraqi dictator, who faces 11 other charges,will not be able to cheat the hangman by dragging out legal proceedings in a series of trials." Read article... Comments (27) Halfway to Heaven MSNBC | Submitted by: anonymous "Though he says nonbelievers are welcome, Monaghan clearly wants the community to embody his conservative values. He controls all the commercial real estate in town [and] is asking pharmacies not to carry contraceptives." ... "I believe all of history is just one big battle between good and evil. I don't want to be on the sidelines." ... Also: Lap Dancing For Jesus Read article... and This article... Comments (50) Sniper Mom Melbourne Herald Sun | Submitted by: ian deal also known as heystoopid "A mother of five donned camouflage clothing, loaded a .22 calibre rifle with telescopic sight and lay in wait for 90 minutes before gunning down her husband on their country property, a jury heard yesterday." ... "In a situation of an unhappy marriage where there had been disharmony for quite some time, the accused determined to finalise the matter and in a cold-blooded, determined and carefully calculated way, executed her husband." Read article... Comments (42)