Daily Rotten Archives March 1, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Man-Whores, Sluts and Golddiggers march on Washington MSNBC | Submitted by: NekoTurk "As Anna Nicole Smith brought her claim for the fortune of her late husband, Texas billionaire J. Howard Marshall II, to the United States Supreme Court, a broad-based coalition of golddiggers and gigolos marched on Washington to show their support for the former Playboy playmate." Read article... Comments (68) Arrested for being ugly Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: tucan Helena Stone, 70, said an officer called her "a freak, a weirdo and the ugliest woman in the world" and warned her, "If I ever see you in the women's bathroom, I'm going to arrest you." ... Also: Dude Looks Like A Lady, In the clearing stands a boxer Read article... and This... and This... Comments (82) Did you bring enough for everybody WCAU-TV 10 Philadelphia | Submitted by: Jonny Plasma "I ate it. I asked, 'What is it?' I spit it out and I was like, 'What is it?'" said Shaniya Brown, 7. Read article... Comments (42) What's that smell? nbc4i.com | Submitted by: Eye for an Eye "In the upstairs of the home was dog waste at least 6 inches deep, police said." Read article... Comments (47) Totally Grounded Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Wheeeee I'm a BIRDDDDDD "Two Big Bear Lake boys were arrested after stealing a small plane from a hangar at Big Bear Airport on Sunday and then making a forced landing in Joshua Tree National Park." ... "The boys bypassed three levels of security before taking off, taking the keys to get into the airport and the hangar, as well as the keys for the aircraft itself." Read article... Comments (32) You might as well face it MSNBC | Submitted by: NekoTurk "I knew he was going to a recovery group but I didn’t know what it was for," says Amy. "When I came across the journal entry, the magnitude of it really hit me and I kind of woke up." Amy confronted Lance about his problems with pornography. Lance admitted that at the peak of his addiction, he was looking at porn as much as 6 to 8 hours a day. [Amateur!] Read article... Comments (86) Just a spoonful helps the medicine go down Tri-City Herald | Submitted by: Devil_Ann "A Scottish distillery said Monday it was reviving a centuries-old recipe for whisky so strong that one 17th-century writer feared more than two spoonfuls could be lethal. Risk-taking whisky connoisseurs will have to wait, however - the spirit will not be ready for at least 10 years." Read article... Comments (28) Oedipal Complex ABC TV affiliates | Submitted by: Pink Poodle "Police describe a suburban man charged with two counts of first degree murder as a cold blooded killer. Gary Schuning is accused of stabbing his mother to death and then killing a woman hired from an escort service." ... "The price for this young woman's life was $1,220." Read article... and This article... Comments (35) 42,000,000 joints Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "RCMP officers in Montreal have dismantled an international operation that they allege was selling marijuana seeds over the internet. Investigators claim they seized 200,000 seeds, enough to run 500 grow operations if planted and nurtured correctly. That many plants would have the potential to generate about 42 million joints, reporters were told as police displayed the seized material Tuesday." Read article... Comments (42) Get a room! WISN-TV 12 Milwaukee | Submitted by: Pink Poodle "A relative discovered a 23-year-old man dead in the front seat of a car Friday still embracing a dead 17-year-old girl. Their nude bodies were inside a closed garage in the front seat of a 1978 Cutlass. They had apparently been having sex when they were overcome by carbon monoxide." Read article... Comments (45) You don't want to make me angry Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: doczzz "Mr Jones, a former supermarket dispatch manager, has a dodgy heart and high blood pressure. But seeing a thug throw Ms Mackaway across the floor of the home he built made him mad as hell." Read article... Comments (28) Urine Toolbox Prank Adelphia.net | Submitted by: anonymous "A Baton Rouge hospital, hoping to get to the bottom of an office prank, is ordering 25 employees to undergo DNA testing or be terminated. Leaders at Woman's Hospital say a man who works in Building Operations returned from several weeks off to find that someone had placed urine in his toolbox." Read article... Comments (23) Tard Booted WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Johnny "The mother of a disabled teen complained to the American Civil Liberties Union after she and her son were kicked out of a movie theater because he was laughing too loudly. Susan Brown said she and her 19-year-old son, Matt, were asked to leave an AMC Woodlands 20 theater during a showing of The Pink Panther Sunday. An AMC spokeswoman said several patrons complained about the teen's outbursts." Read article... Comments (54) Children are too stupid to be in public Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: cmu sucks "A 12-year-old visitor to the Detroit Institute of Arts stuck a wad of gum to a $1.5 million painting, leaving a stain the size of a quarter, officials say." ... "Even though we give very strict guidelines on proper behavior and we hold students to high standards, he is only 12 and I don't think he understood the ramifications of what he did before it happened, but he certainly understands the severity of it now." Read article... Comments (72) Sick Fuck Lurking Around Brooklyn New York Post | Submitted by: See a broad toget dat booty yak em Legerdown n smackem yak em "Surveillance tapes show a carefree Manhattan grad student leaving a Bowery bar with a girlfriend early Saturday morning — the last known glimpse of the stunning co-ed before cops found her naked corpse dumped in Brooklyn, her face wrapped like a mummy with duct tape, police sources said." Read article... and This article... Comments (32) A sex offender and a snitch Hartford Courant | Submitted by: Hey Big Momma, My Momma' Didn't Raise No Dummies "In 2004, Phil Falcone did the unexpected after he sexually assaulted a teenage boy in East Hartford." Read article... Comments (13) The moral of the story is... Wichita Eagle | Submitted by: robosasquatch "...it's probably not a good idea to drive with a loaded weapon tucked between your legs." [Report by Stan Finger.] Read article... Comments (14) Nose candy right from the cow Modesto Bee | Submitted by: Devil_Ann "A woman pleaded guilty Monday to attempted murder charges for trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men for what she thought was cocaine, but turned out to be cheese. Jessice Sandy Booth, 18, hatched the plot after she visited the home of the men, and mistook queso fresco - a white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine. But the hit man she hired turned out to be an undercover police officer." Read article... Comments (21) Mass killer too psychotic for execution CNN | Submitted by: anonymous ['nuff said.] Read article... Comments (29)