Daily Rotten Archives March 2, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Hopping mad over bunny toss KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: Morticia The Cat "It's hard to believe that any human being could be so uncaring and cruel," says Nancy LaRoche, co-manager of the Colorado House Rabbit Society. "I was horrified when I found out what had happened to them." ... "They've got to be really messed up to do something like that," says LaRoche. "They simply were throwing the rabbits out of the window." [With photographs of fuzzy, bloody bunny.] Read article... Comments (88) Kittens and Puppies in the Forest of Death Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen Cute fuzzy dead things. Crap. Read article... Comments (36) What about the frickin' laser beams Science Daily | Submitted by: Crazy Quagga "Several groups around the world have gained approval to develop implants that can monitor and control the behavior of a wide range of animals. In the United States a team funded by the military has created a neural probe that can manipulate a shark's brain signals or decode them. More controversially, the Pentagon hopes to use remote-controlled sharks as spies." Read article... Comments (79) Sex Tape Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: anonymous "A Naperville woman's refusal Tuesday to view or comment under oath on a videotape that reputedly depicts her gang rape could end up derailing the trial of one of her accused attackers." ... "A Cook County judge backed off Wednesday after triggering a furor with a warning that he might lock up a woman for refusing to watch a videotape showing her alleged 2002 rape in a Burr Ridge home." Read article... and This article... Comments (46) Press a button, get arrested adelphia.net | Submitted by: anonymous "A man showing off his OnStar system in his Cadillac Escalade found out the system worked too well." Read article... Comments (33) Porn Industry Stoops to New Low ChristiansUnite.com | Submitted by: anonymous "In what is further evidence of the porn industry's disdain of Christianity, an Internet-based sex toy company has begun selling items modeled after religious icons. Web-based Divine Productions goes out of its way to promote products that clearly offend and mock Christianity and the Catholic Church. Through its website, the company is offering sex toys like a baby Jesus butt plug, a jackhammer Jesus, and a diving nun." ... Also: A Porn Star is Reborn and Are Your Cats Old Enough To Learn About Jesus? Read article... and This... and This... Comments (87) The Company doesn't give a damn about you WSOC-TV 9 Charlotte | Submitted by: Just Can't Wait to Be Unemployed Again "A company that fired a 13-year employee as his wife lay dying of brain cancer has offered the Pennsylvania man his job back." ... "Rug Doctor said earlier this week that it went out of its way to accommodate Chippie. The company said Chippie used all his vacation, sick days and unpaid leave well before Feb. 13. But Chippie said he had 160 hours of accrued vacation from never taking a full week in 13 years." Read article... Comments (48) Golf and Space not a good mix newscientistspace.com | Submitted by: Fore! "Russia plans to hit a golf ball into Earth orbit from the International Space Station. If NASA approves the plan, the ball would set records for the longest drive ever made – but some experts warn that a mishap could cause catastrophic damage to the station." ... "The force of such a collision would be equivalent to that of a 6.5-tonne truck moving at nearly 100 kilometres per hour." Read article... Comments (31) Mucous Patrol Canoe | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen Zhang said her office has organized a small army of volunteers who are hitting Beijing's streets to hand out small "spit bags" and wearing bright orange uniforms with the Chinese character for "mucous" emblazoned in yellow on the back. Read article... Comments (20) There goes the neighborhood CBS News | Submitted by: doczzz "A man is accused of rigging his apartment to explode and throwing an explosive device at a neighbor's front door. Jon Garrow, 43, was arrested this week after neighbors reported a strong natural gas odor coming from his apartment. Police discovered Garrow had allegedly removed the hose from his gas stove and rigged some exposed electrical wires so they could ignite a spark if someone opened the front door." Read article... Comments (11) Iraqi Phone Sex Guardian | Submitted by: doczzz "It certainly was not part of Britain's plans to win the hearts and minds of the people of Iraq." Read article... Comments (11) McDonalds AXE Bombed San Diego Union-Tribune | Submitted by: Davey the Dumbass "Arson investigators arrested two teenagers Wednesday in the explosion of a homemade bomb in a McDonald's restaurant toilet, a prank authorities say almost turned deadly." Read article... Comments (28) Mississippi goes all "no abortions" on your ass South Mississippi Sun Herald | Submitted by: Jonny Plasma "Republican Gov. Haley Barbour said Wednesday that he likely would sign a bill to ban most abortions in Mississippi if it's approved by lawmakers." ... "The state has one abortion clinic." Read article... Comments (57) Arab Drag Queen Busted for Kidfucking mercurynews.com | Submitted by: doczzz "Police arrested a Hayward man after they said a patrol officer discovered him having sex with a teenage boy in his car outside a business on Blanding Avenue." ... "Kaleem Mohammed Qureshi, 35, was dressed as a woman and admitted having sex with the 16-year-old Alameda boy shortly before the officer approached the silver 2005 Ford Escape, according to police. Police said Qureshi and the boy met about two weeks ago through the popular Internet site Craigslist.org." Read article... Comments (28) Daycare Mystery Treats San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Mista 77 "A Danville high school student faces a felony charge of furnishing marijuana after allegedly feeding half a marijuana-laced cookie to a 4-year-old boy, a Contra Costa County sheriff's spokesman said today." ... "The maximum penalty for the charge of furnishing marijuana is four years in prison." Read article... Comments (19) Woman faked death to dodge parking fines Ananova | Submitted by: Devil_Ann "An Iowa woman allegedly faked her own death to avoid paying parking tickets. Police say Kimberly Du, 36, was caught out after she got another ticket a month after her "death", reports KCCI News." Read article... Comments (22) South Dakota woman gets 10 years for chucking newborn phillyburbs.com | Submitted by: Hey Big Momma, My Momma' Didn't Raise No Dummies "I know my baby is supposed to be 2 years old but he's not because I made a terrible mistake." Read article... Comments (29) Arrested for bragging about drugs on MySpace KYW-TV 3 Philadelphia | Submitted by: anonymous "Myspace.com, it is a popular and sometimes dangerous website among teens and now there has been an arrest because of the site. The reason is the image of a local high school student, holding a gun and allegedly a bag of marijuana. The boy has been charged, but there is much more to this story." [What kind of idiot... Nevermind.] Read article... Comments (25) She's facing 25 years behind bars if found guilty 7Online.com | Submitted by: Space Jew "A 37-year-old day care worker was arrested for allegedly raping and sexually abusing a four-year-old boy, police say." Read article... Comments (44) Snakes on a Plane CBC Nova Scotia | Submitted by: Nokia "Of course, there have been efforts to derail this movie, including efforts to change the title to something much less awesome, such as Pacific Air 121. Who the hell would want to see a movie called Pacific Air 121? It doesn't mention snakes at all." Read article... and This article... Comments (23) Bingo! Daily Rotten | Submitted by: Timecop "Just a tally of Daily Rotten articles by state/country/province/whatever. See how yours measures up." Read article... Comments (67)