Daily Rotten Archives March 4, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Disney Rape? Let's go to the tape... WESH | Submitted by: Jonny Plasma "The Orange County Sheriff's Office just announced that it has arrested the woman who claimed she was raped by several men who work at Walt Disney World. They say the woman made up the story, and that the sex was consensual." Read article... Comments (61) What a Hack Mirror | Submitted by: Mephistopheles "Blood was gushing all over the place." A police source said: "It looks as if he did it to himself. The pain must have been horrific. God knows what possessed him." Read article... Comments (35) Oink Oink WOOD-TV 8 Grand Rapids | Submitted by: anonymous "A Grand Rapids Community College professor resigned after allegedly showing ten seconds of a sexually explicit video in his criminal justice class." ... "The campus paper said students were watching clips about criminal justice from Naves’ e-mail when he flipped past the clip. According to the paper, students begged to see it. Naves warned them it was an explicit clip of a man having sex with a pig." Read article... Comments (45) Bah Bah Detroit Free Press | Submitted by: anonymous "Thelma's wounds are healing now. And yet, when anyone comes close, she gets skittish and mean." ... "Even the late comedian Richard Pryor, a longtime animal activist, asked for the maximum punishment in a letter written two months before he died in December." Read article... Comments (51) Elephant Smack San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: cmu sucks "A 25-year-old woman climbed past barriers and into an elephant's zoo exhibit, then crawled out with minor injuries after the 6,000-pound animal smacked her with its trunk." ... "After saying she wanted to play with the elephant, the woman climbed over a 3-feet-high wood-and-wire fence, scaled an 8-foot-tall artificial rock structure and bypassed an electric wire before jumping into the exhibit Thursday afternoon." Read article... Comments (44) Sniper Freed The Age | Submitted by: Mickie Bitsko "A woman who shot dead her husband from a "sniper's nest" at their central Victorian property yesterday gasped and burst into tears as she was found not guilty of murder." ... "According to a recorded interview with police, she wore a camouflage T-shirt and hat, and rubber gloves. She fired six bullets after Mr MacDonald, 40, approached a Land Rover that he had been told had a flat battery." Read article... Comments (55) Tortured girl? Meh New York Daily News | Submitted by: Rooney Eats It "Her voice was low ... teary. One of 'em tried to saw one of her hands and her foot. They both had smirks on their faces ... like no cares." Read article... Comments (35) Bringing Invisibility to a Gun Fight News 24 South Africa | Submitted by: Rockspin "A man wearing muti to make him invisible to police, was shot dead in Kempton Park, on the East Rand on Friday while trying to outrun police in a stolen bakkie." Read article... Comments (29) There's nothing gay about a man filming a man having sex BREITBART | Submitted by: IguanaC64 "Kid Rock blames Scott Stapp for losing a sex video showing them with several strippers, but appreciates Stapp for one thing." [I can't quit you.] ... Also: Groupie Sues Over Rock-Stapp Sex Video Read article... and This article... Comments (21) Blind Man's Bluff San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: cmu sucks "A motorist accused of blinding a bicyclist in a hit-and-run accident was cleared of charges after a doctor determined the victim was faking his injury. James Arrigoni, 45, of San Anselmo, had been accused of swerving his pickup truck into a cyclist who made an obscene gesture with his finger a year ago. Torrin Arnold, 26, of San Anselmo claimed he hit his head on the pavement and lost his vision." Read article... Comments (13) When you need a drink, you need a drink Spokane Spokesman-Review | Submitted by: Spokanimal "A gunman hijacked a Spokane Transit bus this morning and ordered the driver to take him to a Hillyard tavern, where he squeezed off two shots before being thrown out of the bar and taken into custody by police." Read article... Comments (9) Expelled for viewing MySpace BREITBART | Submitted by: abaratar "A middle school student faces expulsion for allegedly posting graphic threats against a classmate on the popular MySpace.com Web site, and 20 of his classmates were suspended for viewing the posting, school officials said." Read article... Comments (23) Update: Women cannot fly Pocono Record | Submitted by: Steve F. "A Saylorsburg woman who fell to her death from a 23rd-floor apartment first wanted to sit on the window ledge, and when she couldn't touch the window in the apartment below with her feet, asked her boyfriend for help, he told police." Read article... Comments (27) Update: Peanut Butter Kiss Death Not CTV | Submitted by: Space Jew "A Quebec teen with a severe peanut allergy did not die from kissing her boyfriend following his snack of peanut butter, a coroner has confirmed. Michel Miron says the sudden death of fifteen-year-old Christina Desforges in November 2005 was not caused by a peanut butter sandwich. The tragedy made headlines around the world." Read article... Comments (25)