Daily Rotten Archives March 5, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Better to be pissed off... Fredericksburg Free Lance-Star | Submitted by: Chuck Hoffmann "The incident occurred on a night when Blackistone returned home late after drinking, Britton said. He argued with his girlfriend, who is the child's mother. Hours later, Britton said, the woman woke up and heard a sound like water running. Britton said that Blackistone was naked and was urinating on their daughter in her crib. The woman called 911. King George sheriff's Deputy Tim Lyons arrived to find the girl's clothes and her crib soaked with urine." Read article... Comments (75) No Hippie Chimps AP | Submitted by: Buddy List "Even as Congolese villagers devise novel ways to snare the fast-disappearing bonobo, scientists are racing to save the gentle hippie chimp from extinction." ... "Bonobos are known for greeting rival groups with genital handshakes and sensual body rubs. Bonobo spats are swiftly settled — often with a French kiss and a quick round of sex." ... "Bonobos are most easily captured when asleep drunk, say poachers in Congo's Equator province who intoxicate the chimps with bottled beer and palm wine before tying them into bags for local meat markets. Others use firearms or leave poisoned meat in the forest, silently killing packs of up to 20 bonobos at a time." Read article... Comments (85) And Tango Makes Three Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: anonymous "A children's book about two male penguins that raise a baby penguin has been moved to the nonfiction section of two public library branches after parents complained it had homosexual undertones." Read article... Comments (54) Fed to the Pigs Mirror | Submitted by: FIRESTAR "A father of 50 was butchered and fed to the pigs by a couple in a bizarre love-triangle." ... "His torso was found on the Yorkshire moors. His former girlfriend told friends she had fed him to the pigs." ... Also: Artist beheads rabbits for show Read article... and This article... Comments (40) Five life sentences + 171 years WCPO-TV 9 Cincinatti | Submitted by: educatedidiot "A man who raped his three-year-old daughter and offered pictures on the internet received the longest prison sentence ever handed down in Hamilton County Thursday." ... Quote: "For someone to rape their three year old daughter and to broadcast it live on the internet, I don't think you can characterize him as anything but a sexual freak." Read article... Comments (58) Not lesbians after all New Zealand Herald | Submitted by: anonymous "Juliet Hulme, of Hulme-Parker murder notoriety, has spoken out about the killing, saying she and Parker were never lesbians." ... "A film version of the story of the two 15 year olds, Heavenly Creatures, portrays the lesbian relationship between the two." ... "Pauline planned the moider in her dairy." Read article... Comments (15) Lousy Pope-Shootin' Commies BBC | Submitted by: bologna_nipples [Areola 51] "An Italian parliamentary commission has concluded that the former Soviet Union was behind the 1981 assassination attempt on the late Pope John Paul II." Read article... Comments (28) Don't give your plumber any shit KDKA-TV 2 Pittsburgh | Submitted by: Devil_Ann "The two men told her they were constables, flashing badges, informing her she was under arrest and telling her to get her two sons in their car with her." Read article... Comments (22) Prison just a big playground for pedophiles San Diego Union-Tribune | Submitted by: anonymous "A prominent San Francisco businessman jailed and awaiting trial in Mexico for allegedly raping a teenager has been accused of abusing another boy while in custody, according to a court filing." ... "After being tipped off that he was about to be arrested, White fled Mexico in 2002. He moved to Thailand where he was living with six underage boys when he was arrested in February 2003." ... Also: Few women jailed for pedophilia Read article... and This article... Comments (12) Hooker hooks police chief MSNBC | Submitted by: Dr DMento "Central Falls police are charging a woman with prostitution after she propositioned the police chief. Chief Joseph Moran says he was driving a car with police lights when he pulled over to help a woman who flagged him down. She apparently didn’t notice the lights or the police radio when she climbed into the car. Moran says the woman told him she was cold and offered to have sex with him for $20." Read article... Comments (17) Multiculty Al Jazeera | Submitted by: Matt Bilbo the gay crackhead "Canada's high court has allowed Sikh pupils to carry a small knife of religious significance in public schools, favouring multiculturalism over security." Read article... Comments (82) Shitting in Stolen Speedos Mainichi News | Submitted by: Johnny Managua "I did it because it felt so good," Matsushita told the police. Read article... Comments (56)