Daily Rotten Archives July 25, 2006 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Attempted suicide, murder and, uh, ass rape WTVC-TV 9 Chattanooga | Submitted by: sumdumfuk "I saw blood and saw something wrapped up on the bed. And I saw a foot in the middle of the two beds." ... The major crimes detective said Williams "confessed to performing anal sex, or anal intercourse with Sherry Smith after her death." Read article... Comments (57) Birthday Surprise = Disembowelment News Corporation | Submitted by: sumdumfuk "On October 4, 2004, her husband of three years Saiyad Jabbar turned on her in a bizarre attack – stabbing her in the stomach as she lay blindfolded on their marital bed, waiting for what Jabbar said would be an early birthday surprise. A section of her bowel protruded from her abdominal wound as she fled to a neighbour's house in Regents Park south of Brisbane to raise the alarm." Read article... Comments (37) Zombie Dance Party (Feat. WMD) WCCO-TV 4 Minneapolis | Submitted by: sumdumfuk Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting simulated weapons of mass destruction." Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering and dancing to music as part of a "zombie dance party" Saturday night. Read article... Comments (55) Rats, Foiled Again Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: Punky B(oYo)bster "Death row inmate Richard Allen Davis, whose 1993 kidnap and murder of 12-year-old Polly Klaas led to California's three-strikes law, overdosed on opiates in his San Quentin Prison cell but was revived, officials said Monday." ... Haha: "Davis was returned to his cell hours later." Read article... Comments (81) I'm not filming up skirts... I'm spying on Al-Qaeda Mirror | Submitted by: green potato soup "A detective was arrested for allegedly filming up women's skirts with a hidden camera. The married anti-terrorist officer told police he was working undercover to video al-Qaeda suspects. But back at the station they found his camera had close-ups of bottoms and knickers." Read article... Comments (27) Give that lady a hand (and don't forget to tip) San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: rslip "An exotic dancer who decorated her home with skulls and a severed hand was to be arraigned Wednesday for improper disposition of human remains, authorities said. Police responding to a report Friday of a suicidal person at the home of 31-year-old Linda Kay discovered a large, crudely severed human hand in a mason jar of formaldehyde on the dresser of Kay's basement bedroom, according to the police report." Read article... Comments (38) Let's also give Allah a hand too Washington Post | Submitted by: tclark "Igbal Asghar reached across the counter at Super Halal Meat market and passed two butchered chickens to the man with the familiar face. Then he ducked into the walk-in freezer to fetch the customer's second order, goat meat." Read article... Comments (61) Police Thwart World's Longest Joint Attempt BREITBART | Submitted by: anonymous "At some point, these young people had wanted to craft a joint of 1.12 metres to beat the world record in the discipline and get it officially registered," said a police officer in eastern France. "We don't know who had the idea. Sometimes ideas are created in an astonishing way," he said. Read article... Comments (41) What are those clowns up to now San Jose Mercury News | Submitted by: cmu sucks "Happy the Clown is sad -- and looking for a good attorney." [Warning: Story Contains Scary Clown Picture.] Read article... Comments (36) Man sentenced in duck beatdown Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: B(oYo)s Are So Powerful "An Atlantic City man has been sentenced to three years of probation and community service at an animal shelter for beating a duck." Read article... Comments (23) Butt Pirates of the Carribbean AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "It's not the first time that homosexuals have been woven into movies for dramatic or comic effect. In 1981, activist Vito Russo published The Celluloid Closet, examining the portrayal of homosexuals in Hollywood films since the 1920s, including the comic sissy and the predatory lesbian. Generally, Russo noted, gay characters had to be punished for their sexuality, ending up as victims of violence, suicide or tragedy." Read article... Comments (162) As I passed it, I seen it had a face tbo.com | Submitted by: Angry Sarah "Later, Jeffrey 'Todd' Montgomery reportedly said he might have hit a cat. He hoped that's all it was, anyway." Read article... Comments (23) Guerrilla graffiti artist hit with $20,000 fine San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Buddy List "And it wasn't just dairy products he had an affinity for." Read article... Comments (458) Beware of Gary's Hot Dog WCCO-TV 4 Minneapolis | Submitted by: sumdumfuk "Police were contacted after the 5-year-old girl told her mother she got to see Gary's hot dog. When questioned, the girl told her mother she and a friend pulled Drake's swimsuit away from his body and reached in to touch his penis." Read article... Comments (48)