Daily Rotten Archives January 1, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Teen charged over ecstasy in underpants News Corporation | Submitted by: aussiechick [Nuff said.] Read article... Comments (48) Chomp Chomp Chomp San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "The tiger ate her hand. It slowly proceeded to eat the rest of her arm." Read article... Comments (70) Stay out of the road if you want to grow old CNN | Submitted by: Mr. Mad "Drivers swerved cars and trucks into other lanes to avoid a 3-year-old boy, wearing only a diaper and T-shirt, who was playing along a busy highway after wandering away from home while his mother slept, police said." Read article... Comments (95) You've got sex offenders! South Bend Tribune | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "A convicted sex offender's cross into your neighborhood this coming new year could trigger a ping in your Inbox as offenders re-register their addresses under Michigan law beginning Monday." ... "Offenders have to pay about $5 per day to be on the system." Read article... Comments (49) Amateur Butcher Day Wire Services | Submitted by: Anonymous "Turkish authorities have introduced fines for those who slaughter animals outside facilities set up by local municipalities, but many Turks ignored the rules and sacrificed animals in their backyards or on roadsides." Read article... Comments (33) Speed Dialing Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: reader57-xxxtinct species "A cell phone became a lifeline for a Detroit man who woke up inside a garbage truck that had begun compacting its load, [said police]." ... Also: We like to steal Read article... and This article... Comments (27) I swear, baby, that's not mine! St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Hippity hopps "Former Ambassador Mel Sembler is dropping parts of a lawsuit against a man who rooted through his trash. In exchange, an attorney for Richard Bradbury acknowledged that his client did, in fact, search through the garbage of the former U.S. ambassador to Australia and Italy, retrieve a penile pump and try to sell it on eBay." Read article... Comments (22) Calling All Cats! Wire Services | Submitted by: Night Light Calling All Cats! Read article... Comments (41) Chloe Hungry! St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Night Light "Sometimes they think these animals are like puppy dogs," he said. "I kept warning them that the snake could bite." Read article... Comments (21) Not baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Times | Submitted by: lonely shepherd "Navratilova defended the right of sheep to be gay." Read article... Comments (166) Seriously, don't feed the birds Mirror | Submitted by: Sandy71 "Two zealous officials handed Jack, 14, an on-the-spot ticket after seeing him toss the halfeaten morsel at the hungry bird. They even followed him to his school to enforce the penalty." ... Also: Big crime, little fine and Most Wanted List Read article... and This... and This... Comments (23) Another Young Female Educator in it for the Dick sungazette.com | Submitted by: Flossy666 "A hearing before the East Lycoming School Board is set tentatively [for] a female guidance counselor accused of having sex with a 16-year-old student." ... Her attorney sez: "Substantial medical evidence confirms she was raped." ... Also: Nudie pix of the ex on MySpace, Historical Points of Interest in Amsterdam Threatened Read article... and This... and This... Comments (587) So little space, so much misinformation WAVY-TV 10 Portsmouth | Submitted by: Clubfoot Snaggletooth "10 On Your Side has a warning for parents about an herb your kids may smoke to get high. It's called Salvia and its perfectly legal to buy even though some say it's as dangerous as LSD." Read article... Comments (69)