Daily Rotten Archives January 4, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Best. Souvenir. Ever! Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: TeratoMarty "An exhibit manager called police Saturday to report that someone walked away with the organ from a counter where it had been on display with a liver for customers to see and touch, according to police reports." Read article... Comments (568) Freedom, Justice and a Disturbingly Gaping Ass ascii.textfiles.com | Submitted by: anonymous [Alt title: "MySpace gets Goatsed."] Read article... Comments (46) "Stark Horror" Toronto Star | Submitted by: Night Light "He struck her in the face with such force that her blood spattered onto their children." ... "Pieces of her scalp and hair were nearby. Her right ear was some distance away. She had broken ribs, a broken neck, broken pelvis, collapsed lung, lacerated liver and spleen, severe facial injuries, and severely burned and bruised legs." Read article... Comments (65) I'll make you fun-sized! Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: anonymous "The parents of a mentally disabled girl have had a Seattle hospital give her treatments to keep her child-size so that she'll be easier to care for." ... "The treatments included a hysterectomy, the removal of her breast buds, and a course of estrogen." Read article... Comments (69) Pissed Off CBS-3 | Submitted by: Scorned "A 12-year-old special education student in Montour County was charged with disorderly conduct after authorities said she deliberately wet her pants at school." Read article... Comments (61) The trains are so close to running on time Seattle Times | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "President Bush quietly has claimed sweeping new powers to open Americans' mail without a judge's warrant." ... "Critics noted the administration could obtain a warrant quickly from a court or a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court judge, and the Postal Service could block delivery." ... White House spokeswoman Emily Lawrimore denied Bush was claiming new authority. "In certain circumstances — such as with the proverbial 'ticking bomb' — the Constitution does not require warrants for reasonable searches," she said. Read article... Comments (61) Seriously, don't try this at home AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Tragically, 11-year-old Wallison Costa didn't heed the warning." ... Also: You and what army? Read article... and This article... Comments (46) Don't Fuck with this Grandpa Wire Services | Submitted by: DS Elderly Man Beats Burglar With Shoehorn Read article... Comments (15) When In Doubt, Blame Heavy Metal Music AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A man who died after a scuffle on a city transit bus had been in a heated argument with youths about the rock band Metallica, two teens testified in court Tuesday. A 15-year-old witness testified at a preliminary hearing into Stefan Conley's death that the 35-year-old had told the young people they had no taste in heavy metal music." Read article... Comments (66) Knox + Underaged Cocks = Jail Oakland Press | Submitted by: School Of Hard(oYo) Knockers "Before being sentenced to at least three years in prison, a stay-at-home mom from Farmington Hills said she is remorseful for any pain she might have caused her family and the family of a 15-year-old boy with whom she had a sexual relationship." Read article... Comments (24) Ooooops CBS-3 | Submitted by: anonymous "A woman who was arrested and jailed for three weeks on drug charges for what turned out to be flour-filled condoms has settled a lawsuit against the city for $180,000." ... "The flour-filled condoms were a phallic toy that freshmen at the women’s college would squeeze to deal with exam stress." ... "I was naive, really stupid," [she] said. Read article... Comments (25) You're never too old for a zapping WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Tampa police said a stun gun was used to subdue a 69-year-old man who tried to hit two officers with a metal cane." Read article... Comments (22) A+ WCBS-TV | Submitted by: anonymous "A license inspector for the state Department of Motor Vehicles has been charged with persuading a woman to strip off some of her clothing in exchange for passing her driver's test." Read article... Comments (19) Beware the Helpful Policeman nineMSN | Submitted by: weejimmymcangus "A random act of kindness by two helpful police officers in Victoria set off a chain of events culminating in one of Australia's biggest ecstasy hauls." ... "The discovery stemmed from a lucky break for two uniformed officers who stopped to help two men with their broken-down hire van during a routine patrol in Geelong last month. But..." Read article... Comments (22) Not-so-Happy Feet News Corporation | Submitted by: aussiechick Quote: "This was an appalling act of cruelty upon these flightless birds who had no means of escape." Read article... Comments (61)