Daily Rotten Archives January 5, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: Sinthyia Catching up with that Arizona man who was caught "on the lamb" Read article... Comments (89) Somewhat distracted Concord Monitor | Submitted by: BillsCat "A 22-year-old Webster man accidentally shot himself yesterday as he dismantled his gun while driving down Loudon Road, the police said. In the process, Robert Drown also hit a minivan and toppled the sign at the 7-Eleven, according to a witness." Read article... Comments (77) Serial child-killer and manservant very, very busy The Australian | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] "The Indian media has dubbed him the Butcher of Noida -- in articles accompanied by Class of '73 pictures of a neatly dressed and turbaned Bishop Cotton student, known to his mates as Goldy. He is accused with his manservant, Surendra Kohli, of as many as 40 cases of kidnapping young children, mainly little girls, raping and abusing them -- in some instances after they had died -- strangling them and then cutting up their bodies before disposing of the remains in a drain outside his house at Noida, on Delhi's outskirts." Read article... Comments (93) Insult to injury, a hunter's tale South Bend Tribune | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "On Nov. 17, Robert Greenwood staggered out of a Marshall County field with a .12-gauge slug in his belly. What the Frankfort, Ind., man was doing in the field in the first place interests authorities now." Read article... Comments (57) Aliens collect another airplane Wire Services | Submitted by: ikthool "An hour after Adam Air Flight KI-574 took off on New Year's Day with 102 passengers and crew for what should have been a short hop between islands, the pilot reported heavy winds. Then, the plane disappeared, seemingly into thin air." Read article... Comments (74) Bra Stops Bullet Florida Today | Submitted by: Fear And Greed [Submitter notes: As a teen, I knew then that bras were impenetrable.] Read article... Comments (39) Man-on-Horse action CNN | Submitted by: Buddy Love [Original story here.] ... Also: Golf Snanks, Panties for Pot and this: "When police arrived, they found the unconscious burglar in a pool of blood on the hallway floor." Read article... and This... and This... Comments (48) Game Over Minneapolis Star Tribune | Submitted by: Christ is Lard "Moments before his death last October in a secluded area near the banks of the Mississippi River in south Minneapolis, 17-year-old Trevor Marsh learned he was in a game of Russian roulette." Read article... Comments (596) Hopped up on Goofballs Guardian | Submitted by: azdollarbill "When Rehnquist checked into a hospital in 1981 for a weeklong stay, doctors stopped administering the drug, causing what a hospital spokesman at the time said was a disturbance in mental clarity. The FBI file, citing one of his physicians, said Rehnquist experienced withdrawal symptoms that included trying to escape the facility and discerning changes in the patterns on the hospital curtains. The justice also thought he heard voices outside his room discussing various plots against him." Read article... Comments (606) "This is definitely not Madden" Modesto Bee | Submitted by: lookout Also: No panties for you! and All fucked up Read article... and This... and This... Comments (226) Mice 'n Beans Wire Services | Submitted by: Night Light "The object has not been identified. There is no confirmation of what the object is until it is tested." Read article... Comments (662) Game Boy Times | Submitted by: anonymous Boy, 7, electrocuted in Thai hotel while charging game Read article... Comments (40) Do not ask a Mexican Orange County Weekly | Submitted by: juanholmes Oregon Man suspended for showing ĦAsk a Mexican! to coworker Read article... Comments (49) Bedbugs! Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous "She looks like a piece of wood that has been attacked by termites." Read article... Comments (71)