Daily Rotten Archives January 11, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 The Mummy's Horror This Is London | Submitted by: anonymous "Hands over her eyes and her face gripped with terror, the woman's fear of death is all too obvious." Read article... Comments (57) A story that won't make anyone mad in any way Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: Jonny Plasma "Condoms don't belong in school, and neither does Al Gore. He's not a schoolteacher," said Frosty Hardison, a parent of seven who also said that he believes the Earth is 14,000 years old. Read article... Comments (184) Canadian Spy Coins MSNBC | Submitted by: Attack the Canucks "In a U.S. government warning high on the creepiness scale, the Defense Department cautioned its American contractors over what it described as a new espionage threat: Canadian coins with tiny radio frequency transmitters hidden inside." Read article... Comments (56) The Devil's Yoga Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: anonymous "There's God and there's the devil, and the devil's not a gentleman. If you give him any kind of an opening, he will take that." Read article... Comments (90) G-G-Ghosts Seattle Times | Submitted by: Night Light False radar blips cause aircraft controllers to nearly shit pants. Read article... Comments (24) Sometimes, the postman doesn’t ring at all MSNBC | Submitted by: Raygunyouth "A mail carrier had a blood-alcohol level nearly four times the legal limit when he was arrested for driving his delivery truck into oncoming traffic and crashing into a sign, police said." Read article... Comments (30) Now you see her... Seattle Times | Submitted by: Diaper Drew ...now you don't. Read article... Comments (34) Kansas tearing down BTK's home Wire Services | Submitted by: furpo "The suburban Wichita house where BTK serial killer Dennis Rader lived with his family for 25 years will be torn down and turned into a park access point, city officials said." Read article... Comments (24) Do Not Grope The Police Fond Du Lac Reporter | Submitted by: Night Light "A 27-year-old Beaver Dam man charged with groping two Beaver Dam police officers has been bound over for trial." ... Also: Here ya go, Bad Mom Read article... and This... and This... Comments (31) NO PARKING San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. Also: A Very Bad Day Read article... Comments (38) Workplace shooting over "respect" Wire Services | Submitted by: Mr. Chunko "Something was going on that was building up to this," he said. Read article... Comments (28) Hallucinogenic Weapons: The Other Chemical Warfare 10zenmonkeys.com | Submitted by: anonymous "There were many acid tests happening in the 1950s and 1960s. Ken Kesey and his Merry Pranksters dosed sometimes-unsuspecting proto-hippies. The CIA was dosing unsuspecting mainstreamers. Leary dosed fully cognizant artists, therapists and students. But meanwhile, over at Edgewood Arsenal Proving Grounds in Maryland..." Read article... Comments (21) The Case of the Lazy Hitman CNN | Submitted by: ikthool "Dentists, doctors, lawyers and other professionals in the Pittsburgh area have been targeted by a hit man e-mail scheme, receiving messages that tell them to pay up to spare their lives, the FBI said." Read article... Comments (573) Duck Mafia stomped out Monroe News-Star | Submitted by: Rayzor "The report did not state why they called themselves the duck mafia." Read article... Comments (748)