Daily Rotten Archives January 12, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Happy Camper The Post*Star | Submitted by: JenasaurusX "When he was arrested he wearing a pair of pants with the name of one of the burglary victims written on it," [police] said. "Everything he was wearing was stolen." Read article... Comments (96) Too Close Jacksonville First Coast News | Submitted by: furpo "A high school teacher was charged under Texas' peeping-tom law with videotaping girls' wrestling matches for his sexual enjoyment. Police said David Ware, 28, often zoomed in for close-up shots of the girls' crotches." Read article... Comments (76) Spocko has a posse San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous [Spocko vs. Disney.] Read article... Comments (46) Don't mess with the Fire Department Oregon Live | Submitted by: anonymous "A 48-year-old man says Portland firefighters forced him to the floor and kicked him after he argued with them in the lobby of his apartment building early Thursday -- an allegation backed up by surveillance tapes." Read article... Comments (33) Suspended from the Air Force for posing in Playboy keyetv.com | Submitted by: JoeyPK "An Air Force staff sergeant who posed nude for Playboy magazine has been relieved of her duties while the military investigates, officials said Thursday." Read article... Comments (59) Authorities said it was unclear why he was naked Washington Post | Submitted by: lookout "A naked construction worker fell about four stories to his death early yesterday at the work site for a new downtown museum, D.C. police and fire officials said." ... Also: Drinking games yanked off shelves Read article... and This article... Comments (31) Tubbo's secret hobby turns deadly Boston Globe | Submitted by: Titus Groan "A 280-pound man who tried to break into a craft and hobby store by crawling in through a cooling duct got stuck and died, authorities said." Read article... Comments (50) Man's Best Friend Cape Cod Online | Submitted by: Cape Cod Kitten "A Buzzards Bay man accused by his wife of having sex with the family dog received six months of pretrial probation yesterday." Read article... Comments (41) Get the shootin' iron! WATE-TV 6 Knoxville | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "Pow. I heard the firecracker. It sounded like a firecracker to me off in my ear. When I looked up, they were gone," [said the homeowner]. Read article... Comments (484) Mole Killer News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous Zzzzap Read article... Comments (35) I didn't stop the rape... I joined in! New York Post | Submitted by: mel_ "All he had to do was close the door and dial 911." Read article... Comments (669) Crash! KOMO-TV 4 Seattle | Submitted by: MonkMonk's Wife Also from Night Light: Splash! Read article... Comments (762)