Daily Rotten Archives January 13, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Daughter Decapitated CNN | Submitted by: QueenOfFarts "A mother found her 4-year-old daughter decapitated in her home, and the child's father was arrested early Saturday in Washington." Read article... Comments (75) "You are not a cannibal if you eat art" The Age | Submitted by: redrocket "Bon appetit" said Chilean artist Marco Evaristti as he presented his friends with his newest creation: meatballs cooked with fat from his own body, extracted by liposuction. Read article... Comments (66) The Snoop Next Door Wall Street Journal | Submitted by: anonymous "Bad parking, loud talking -- no transgression is too trivial to document online." Read article... Comments (730) Teacher faces 40 years for having spyware Norwich Bulletin | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "The pop-ups never went away," Amero testified. "They were continuous." We must protect our children from titties and cocks! Read article... Comments (147) Zero Tolerance Policy Wire Services | Submitted by: potheadpaul "It's no different from wanting to appear in a Boy Scout uniform." Read article... Comments (55) Dead in the shower for 4 days Minneapolis Star Tribune | Submitted by: socketeer "The water overflowed into the walls and carpets of the apartments below, all the way to street level." Read article... Comments (38) Liver is an Acquired Taste nineMSN | Submitted by: Flossy666 Mmm, mmm good. Read article... Comments (30) Kiddiepervert2 accused of exchanging drugs for child sex cbs13.com | Submitted by: anonymous "The family of Michael O’Connor wasn't too excited to see [CBS-13] today. They forced us off their property after trying to interview them about O’Connor, who’s behind bars for possessing and distributing child porn on the internet." Read article... Comments (25) Drunk Driver takes fire truck for joyride Fox-12 News | Submitted by: sir butt lust "Goering is charged with joy riding and driving under the influence....his second DUI offense." Read article... Comments (22) Noisy neighbors murdered Guardian | Submitted by: Geto Gladiator "Italians were aghast yesterday when it emerged that a grisly murder that has gripped the country was perpetrated by an unremarkable middle-aged couple, who confessed to slaughtering four neighbours over a noise dispute." Read article... Comments (36) Why did he even bother Wire Services | Submitted by: DS "Brian Valentino sure picked the wrong hiding place to elude police." ... Also: Strangled at School Read article... and This article... Comments (16) Man Holes South Bend Tribune | Submitted by: Nanna "Two bodies were found Friday in a manhole not far from where two other men were discovered dead earlier this week." Read article... Comments (24) 400 tons of dead fish BREITBART | Submitted by: LtJackboot A defunct fish processor accused of letting 400 tons of Alaska salmon rot and stiffing the fishermen who sold it has been charged with five misdemeanors for what prosecutors called "an environmental and economic catastrophe." Read article... Comments (21) Legislators Gone Wild XBiz | Submitted by: Fuck Froggy Frog "Senate Bill 14 was drafted by Sen. Doug Jackson, D-Dickson, who said he was specifically bothered by late-night ads from Santa Monica, Calif.-based Mantra Entertainment that peddle softcore porn." Read article... Comments (32) Boy Scouts should know better than to play with fire Wire Services | Submitted by: Holy Sphincter! "The federal government argued that Boy Scouts playing with fire caused a 14,200-acre wildfire and wants a judge to hold them responsible, allowing officials to seek damages." Read article... Comments (20) So Cold CNN | Submitted by: Night Light "The flight had left Dakar, Senegal, more than nine hours earlier. It landed at Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport." Read article... Comments (27) Whatever happened to a simple slap in the face? ABC News | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A criminal defense attorney has been arrested on a disorderly conduct charge involving kissing as a crime." Read article... Comments (24) You've come a long way, baby! San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Bo Raxo Women Pimped Girls on Craigslist Read article... Comments (757) Houston Strip Club mugshots The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: regal "On the following pages you'll find mug shots of 10 of the 11 busted performers. A male manager and two customers were also popped, but nobody cares what they look like." Read article... Comments (49)