Daily Rotten Archives January 18, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Gorilla for Dinner Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous "Rebels in eastern Congo have killed and eaten two silverback mountain gorillas, conservationists said Wednesday, warning they fear more of the endangered animals may have been slaughtered in the lawless region." Read article... Comments (128) Spot the Kitty Daily Mail | Submitted by: kuremeow Awwwww... Read article... Comments (70) Shacked-up in ND Bismarck Tribune | Submitted by: anonymous "North Dakota's Legislature is encouraging disrespect for the law by making it illegal for a man and woman to live together without being married, a legislator says. If North Dakota prosecutors began enforcing the anti-cohabitation law, which provides a 30-day jail term and a $1,000 fine, the state would need a $10 billion prison Sen. Tracy Potter, D-Bismarck, said Wednesday." Read article... Comments (73) Buttocks Grabbed WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: Sandy71 "Investigators released photos of a man suspected of grabbing the buttocks of women shopping in Seminole County, Fla." ... Meanwhile, back at the mall... Read article... and This article... Comments (33) Shot in the Buttocks AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "The sheriff said police don't encourage people to go out and just start shooting but they do want people to protect themselves." ... Also: Stabbed in the Head Read article... and This article... Comments (34) Because you're worth it Sun | Submitted by: Sandy71 Jack, who has dyed his hair in the past without problems, said yesterday: "I did it for fashion but it wasn’t worth it." Read article... Comments (35) Not Illegal, Just Stupid Court TV | Submitted by: petone9 "The former host of the Discovery Channel show Stunt Junkies used a fat suit to disguise his parachute when he entered the 102-story landmark in April. But guards caught him as he climbed over the security fence on the 86th floor and handcuffed him to the fence." Read article... Comments (19) Really, really grounded The Northwestern | Submitted by: conculcate "An Oshkosh couple is accused of locking their daughter up in a small room for nearly two years as punishment for behaving badly. The couple only allowed the 13-year-old girl to leave for bathroom breaks, meals and to do chores, according to a criminal complaint filed in Winnebago County Circuit Court Tuesday." Read article... Comments (49) Get him! News Corporation | Submitted by: anonymous "The owner of a dog that attacked two men, biting one on the penis, has been jailed for seven months." ... "Mr Huttley, who was also mauled on other parts of his body, eventually recovered from the incident but only after the extreme discomfort of wearing a catheter and having surgery and antibiotics." Read article... Comments (25) Wild Child Fox News | Submitted by: Red Headed brat "She is like half-human and half-animal," said Mao San, police chief of Oyadao district in Rattanakiri province. "She's weird. She sleeps during the day and stays up at night." ... Also: BBs for Baby Read article... and This article... Comments (27) Ow Ow Ow London Telegraph | Submitted by: Hubito Machogrande "A dentist who pulled out an elderly woman's teeth without anaesthetic to teach her a lesson has been thrown out of the profession. David Quelch left the 87-year-old with blood pouring from her mouth after she made a complaint about previous treatment at his hands, a discipline hearing was told yesterday." Read article... Comments (55) Free condoms to encourage healthy prison sex Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: cmu sucks "With studies showing that U.S. jails can't enforce bans on sex between inmates, lawmakers and AIDS-prevention advocates say it's time to start distributing condoms in Washington prisons." Read article... Comments (33) Texas or Bust Newsday | Submitted by: Night Light "Meanwhile, authorities scrambled to determine how Semaj, an 80-pound, 4-foot-9 fourth grader, managed to slip through airline and airport security." Read article... Comments (36)