Daily Rotten Archives January 24, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Mystery Mummy MSNBC | Submitted by: Bobby M "A partially mummified baby boy believed to have been born in the 1950s was found wrapped in newspaper inside a warehouse storage unit, a discovery that police called spooky Tuesday as they tried to determine who the child was." Read article... Comments (70) Toilet cam operator busted San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: PlopPlopWhizWhiz "A judge hearing the case without a jury convicted William Lutson on Tuesday after reviewing 90 minutes of videotape from cameras hidden in a light fixture over a toilet and in a laundry basket at the Grand Ole Bar in Chatsworth." Read article... Comments (49) For crying out loud! Wire Services | Submitted by: furpo "Hundreds of chickens have been found dead in east China -- and a court has ruled that the cause of death was the screaming of a four-year-old boy who in turn had been scared by a barking dog, state media reported on Wednesday." Read article... Comments (43) Topless Jumping Jacks Florida Today | Submitted by: Flossy666 Also: What a putz Read article... and This article... Comments (53) Monster Love dailymail.co.uk | Submitted by: anonymous "The programme is a platform for people with such problems to share experiences and feelings in a positive way with the rest of the Netherlands and to show that they are absolutely not pitiful," the broadcaster said. Read article... Comments (52) Would you like a bag of mice with your order? Wilmington Star-News | Submitted by: WallWart "A sub, a salad and snake food. One of those things wasn't on the menu." Read article... Comments (272) The BSDM Diet News Corporation | Submitted by: Sinthyia "A leading Perth psychologist forced his bulimic client to wear a dog collar, sexually assaulted her and whipped her with a wire coathanger and cat o'nine tails, saying it was part of a new treatment, a Perth court was told yesterday." Read article... Comments (55) Poke! Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: Night Light "A man who managed to fight off a three-metre shark by poking its eye is being operated on in Wollongong Hospital after being mauled by a white pointer shark." Read article... Comments (36) Stalked at Starbucks Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: lookout "A man who tried unsuccessfully to buy an assault rifle pleaded not guilty Monday to charges that he stalked and threatened to kill a teenage barista when she rebuffed his advances." ... "Trouble began for her last November when [he] began showing up at the coffee shop buying an unusually large amount of coffee -- as many as 10 or more cups a day. Soon, prosecutors say, he asked the girl to marry him and have his babies." Read article... Comments (58) Habeas Corpus: An Urban Legend Baltimore Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. Gonzales continued, "The Constitution doesn’t say every individual in the United States or citizen is hereby granted or assured the right of habeas corpus. It doesn’t say that. It simply says the right shall not be suspended except in cases of rebellion or invasion." "You may be treading on your interdiction of violating common sense," Specter said. Read article... Comments (115) Wednesday Afternoon Free-for-All: Little Green Boner metro.co.uk | Submitted by: ZebraBob [Ouch.] Read article... Comments (697)