Daily Rotten Archives January 26, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Ghost Brides Wire Services | Submitted by: furpo "Chinese police have arrested three men for killing two young women to sell their corpses as ghost brides for dead single men, a Chinese newspaper reported, warning the dark custom might have claimed many other victims." Read article... Comments (75) Man gives finger to sheriff, crashes car Charleston Daily Mail | Submitted by: mfsob "Police said they arrested a South Charleston man for driving under the influence after he flipped his middle finger at Kanawha County Sheriff Mike Rutherford and then crashed his car." ... "When he was stopped and I introduced myself, you could tell he was surprised," [the police officer] said. "It was like all the air was taken out of him." Read article... Comments (33) Underage sex photo brings 3-year sentence Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: lookout "A 22-year-old Joliet man was sentenced today to 3 years in prison for using a cell phone belonging to his underage girlfriend's father to snap a picture of himself inappropriately touching her." Read article... Comments (53) Wheelchair on Fire Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: anonymous "Harold Jump, 63, was engulfed in flames and suffered burns over more than 75 percent of his body, said county coroner's spokesman Craig Harvey." Read article... Comments (36) Girl Scout threatened with shotgun KMOV-TV 4 St. Louis | Submitted by: Yutty "It was supposed to be a fun outing for the father and daughter." [Editor's note: Thin mints!] Read article... Comments (47) "holding a towel to his head" San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "We have him on a surveillance video holding a towel to his head and cleaning up. I can't answer why he didn't call 911 or go to the doctor. I just don't know." ... Also: "My daughter was very organized." Read article... and This article... Comments (38) Keep it in the family MSNBC | Submitted by: anonymous "Two 13-year-old boys videotaped themselves sexually assaulting a 5-year-old girl and recorded sexual contact between her and two other young children, police said." Read article... Comments (36) Legalize Buggery Salt Lake Tribune | Submitted by: Flossy666 "You can like sodomy, I don't," he said. "I think sodomy is sickening." Read article... Comments (63) Helping sick people is bad, m'kay BBC | Submitted by: Vomit "The couple admitted making thousands of Canna-Biz bars and sending them to MS sufferers around the world." Read article... Comments (33) Don't bring a lion to a pen fight BBC | Submitted by: zwd26 "She then tried to stick the pen in its eye. The cougar eventually let go." Read article... Comments (23) Duck Season southwalesargus.co.uk | Submitted by: Sandy71 Also: "Hell, why did I do that? I'm going back to prison, man." Read article... Comments (23) Tombstone Fights Back Atlanta Journal-Constitution | Submitted by: Night Light Catches the son-of-a-bitch, too! Read article... Comments (31) Dick Next Door River Front Times | Submitted by: lookout "He was a complete dick," says Dan Schwabe, who used hang out at the Imo's in middle school before getting a job at the pizzeria in 1995. Read article... Comments (31) Watch Out For Pocket Man! Aftenposten | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] Also from cmu sucks: Not a pretty sight Read article... and This article... Comments (26) Friday Morning Free-for-All: Don't Eat the Squirrels WGRZ-TV 2 Buffalo | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine [But they're delicious!] Read article... Comments (724)