Daily Rotten Archives January 28, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Missing Toddler Found Wire Services | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray Mark Rogers "said he was inside only for a minute," Meehan said Friday. When he returned, the boy was gone. Read article... Comments (425) Tape him down and punch him in the groin! Boston Globe | Submitted by: Night Light "Five students from Whitman-Hanson Regional High School were suspended this week after a freshman student was taped to a bench and punched in the groin during a bizarre hazing incident, school officials said yesterday." ... Also: Sorry, Dad Read article... and This article... Comments (55) Sword-wielding teen kills mom before police shoot him Minneapolis Star Tribune | Submitted by: anonymous "Police are trying to figure out why a sword wielding teenager killed his mother and injured three others Friday before being gunned down by officers." Read article... Comments (85) Militants discover long-elusive key to pissing off absolutely everyone BBC | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "The shrapnel hit her in the eyes and there was blood all over her face... She was dead." Read article... Comments (129) This man is a suburban coyote's worst nightmare Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: anonymous "It's a bad sign when I see dog food in their droppings, because they can get habituated to humans feeding them," he said. "Then if they see a threat to their food, like a dog, they'll kill to protect their territory." Read article... Comments (40) Burn the mystery spy camera! BBC | Submitted by: Toodles Pookie "It's very secretive. You wonder what they'll do next." Read article... Comments (38) Teenagers Can't Fly Canada.com | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "A teenager who hopped onto the handrail of a steep, moving escalator at the Palais des congres died yesterday after he slipped and fell five floors onto an aluminum archway over the convention centre's west entrance." Read article... Comments (660) 1967-71 San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: dive said the captain "A bloody year for San Francisco police." Read article... Comments (32) Sunday Mornin' Free-for-All: Bong Hits 4 Jesus turns 5 Juneau Empire | Submitted by: Buddy List "Five years after Joseph Frederick was suspended for showing a banner that said, Bong Hits 4 Jesus, he still waits for vindication." ... "I think the true cost is probably quite heavy, and we'll probably never know what it is," he said. "What they did to this kid was unpardonable," he said. "This is the kind of thing they did in Russia." Read article... Comments (747)