Daily Rotten Archives January 31, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Big Fat Tumor cbs3.com | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] "A 32-year-old woman, who was repeatedly told she needed to lose weight, soon discovered why years of dieting simply didn't work; she was carrying around a 93 pound growth on her ovary." Read article... Comments (123) DA MOON RULEZ Fox News | Submitted by: johnny apollo "A suspicious package alert that shut down downtown Boston Wednesday afternoon was actually part of an elaborate marketing campaign by the Cartoon Network to spark interest in its Aqua Teen Hunger Force show." Read article... Comments (135) Ninja robs grocery store WFRV | Submitted by: Clegg Somehow the ninja managed to slip away! Read article... Comments (634) They're hairy, scary and have horns! AP | Submitted by: ZebraBob "The police are tired. A cattleman is in trouble. Residents are fed up. Who's the man to fix it? The butcher, of course." Read article... Comments (34) Shitty Mom MSNBC | Submitted by: DS "A woman who experts said has a rare mental disorder has been sentenced to more than 15 years in prison after admitting she injected fecal matter into her infant daughter." Read article... Comments (64) Cheerleaders! Soldiers! Booze! Sex! MSNBC | Submitted by: Chex (Mix) A National Guard recruiting mission gone awry Read article... Comments (60) Raw Sewage Hell southwalesargus.co.uk | Submitted by: Sandy71 So much poo! Also: Lawn guy flashed his grass Read article... and This article... Comments (33) Hey kids, let's party! Columbus Dispatch | Submitted by: DonkeyHotey "Edward Cowal, a registered sex offender in Florida, was the sole winner of a $14 million lottery drawing, officials said." Read article... Comments (57) Wednesday Afternoon Free-for-All: Flying Toilets BBC | Submitted by: fotoman07 "Some frustrated residents use polythene bags commonly known as flying toilets to dispose of human waste." Read article... Comments (629)