Daily Rotten Archives February 4, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 What a cute puppy! CNN | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "The boy has no feeling below the waist because of spina bifida, so he did not know the dog was biting him." Read article... Comments (61) Teenage Girl Charged with Self-Abuse USA Today | Submitted by: anonymous "A 15-year-old girl has been arrested for taking nude photographs of her self and posting them on the Internet, police said." Read article... Comments (69) Fuck that shit! CNN | Submitted by: Toodles Pookie "It cannot be seriously contended that any reasonable peace officer, or citizen, for that matter, would believe that mild profanity while peacefully advocating a political position could constitute a criminal act," the three-judge panel wrote in Friday's decision. Read article... Comments (26) Bong Scare Record Searchlight | Submitted by: Parking lot closed due to AIDS "An old-fashioned, medicine-type bottle containing a clear liquid that prompted a bomb squad response in downtown Redding on Thursday may actually be another kind of illegal device..." Read article... Comments (32) Jeffrey Goes To The Mall KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: America's Most Wanted Mammary(oYo)Glands "Did Jeffrey Dahmer confess to all his crimes?" Read article... Comments (217) Bizarre Dog Shit Attack KRQE-TV 13 Albuquerque | Submitted by: poop poop poopinford "A bizarre attack on an Albuquerque man in his bed left him beaten and covered with dog excrement." ... "[He] told police the assailants tried to force a sex toy into his mouth during the attack, stripped him of his clothing and wallet and put women’s clothing on him and makeup." Read article... Comments (36) Going for a Drag Rocky Mountain News | Submitted by: anonymous Jose Luis Rubi-Nava put a rope around his girlfriend's neck and told her, "If you want death, here it is," moments before he dragged her behind his car for more than a mile. Read article... Comments (45) Shafted CNN | Submitted by: shots "Valle plummeted four floors before landing on top of the elevator car at the second floor of the converted warehouse space, police said. Valle, of the Bronx, was taken to a nearby hospital where he was pronounced dead." Read article... Comments (441) How many times does 14 go into 43 New Jersey Online | Submitted by: Flossy666 "I'm not saying it's right ... I was flattered that this guy had a crush on me. I don't know." ... "Smith pleaded guilty to charges of corruption of minors, child endangerment, statutory sexual assault and indecent assault. In exchange for her plea, prosecutors withdrew a charge of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse." Read article... Comments (514) Superbowl Sunday Free-for-All: Please, no lunges or squats USA Today | Submitted by: Flossy666 [Sorry about the goofy schedule this week, a bright and shiny object has been distracting me. Could be something to eat, need to investigate more.] Read article... Comments (547)