Daily Rotten Archives February 8, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Bunker Buster Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: anonymous "A transient suspected in the rape of an 11-year-old girl had been living in an elaborate bunker in a wooded city park about half a mile from the house where police say she was attacked, authorities said." ... "In the area where Lynch said he was living, police found a boxlike bunker fortified with wood and about 4 feet high, 4 feet wide and 12 feet long with a wood stove and several books." Read article... Comments (61) Teenage hooker goes out the hard way Detroit Free Press | Submitted by: Graehmede Parke, Esq. "[Police] said the girl was slashed at the waist and had bite marks on her, along with duct tape around her neck. He believes the suspect tossed her body out of the second story apartment window. [City officials] said the girl suffered deep stab wounds to her torso and blunt trauma, but the cause of death was strangulation." ... Also: New Trial for Bobblehead, Choose Death Read article... and This... and This... Comments (41) Never too late for toilet training Wire Services | Submitted by: TeratoMarty "Malaysia's government recently said it wanted to start a toilet revolution in a country where public restrooms have long nauseated citizens and tourists with their lack of basic items such as toilet paper, soap and sometimes even toilet seats." Read article... Comments (46) Best Hairy Ass The Australian | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] "Nicely tanned, good overall shape, very firm and nice fuzz," said judge Jhabel, explaining what she was looking for. Her sister judge, Karen Prior, was looking for "a bit of colour and nice bum-fluff". Read article... Comments (40) Prove it! Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "A Nicaraguan man facing deportation next week says the Immigration and Refugee Board denied him asylum in Canada because they didn't believe he's gay." ... "My father told me, 'If one of my sons became gay one day, I will kill him with my hands,'" said Orozco. "I was so scared. And that is why I escaped." ... Also: Ice Machine Mishap Read article... and This article... Comments (38) Frozen Stiff Kansas City Star | Submitted by: sam Blame global warming. Read article... Comments (632) Delicious but Deadly BBC | Submitted by: kurewithmustard "Ellie Conlon, from Redditch, Worcestershire, choked on the sausage in Weston-super-Mare in Somerset." ... "Perhaps it was Ellie's excitement which contributed to her choking on a piece of sausage." Read article... Comments (42) MAN BITES DOG MSNBC | Submitted by: Vagina Cheney Said police: "The dog did win the fight" Read article... Comments (22) King & King Reuters | Submitted by: Geto Gladiator "What they fear is their children are being brainwashed," Robert Sinsheimer, who represented the families, told the court in Boston. "It's a form of propaganda specifically intended to wipe out their way of life." Read article... Comments (126) No son of mine loses a fight! MSNBC | Submitted by: Her Thing Had Teeth "Police on Thursday were searching for a teenager and his mother, who they say gave the boy a handgun after he lost a fight and told him to take revenge." Read article... Comments (41) Toddler's eyes super-glued shut KATV | Submitted by: lookout "A 39-year-old North Little Rock man has been charged with one count of felony child endangerment after a toddler was taken to Arkansas Children's Hospital with super glue in his eyes and chemical burns on his face." Read article... Comments (31) Joyrider "absolutely totals" police car New Zealand Herald | Submitted by: Peter K "A policeman watched helplessly as a [teenage female] suspect he had stopped for questioning leaped into his patrol car and sped off early yesterday." ... Said the police: "From what I understand ... we are not likely to get the car back into use again." Read article... Comments (30)