Daily Rotten Archives February 9, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Officer Friendly Orange County Weekly | Submitted by: juanholmes "No one disputes that an on-duty Irvine police officer got an erection and ejaculated on a motorist during an early-morning traffic stop in Laguna Beach. The female driver reported it, DNA testing confirmed it and officer David Alex Park finally admitted it. When the case went to trial, however..." Read article... Comments (88) Boys will be Boys AZ Central | Submitted by: Flossy666 Incidents reported by students in Bragg's class include: One boy exposing his genitals to classmates "at least 10 times" over several weeks, including five times in one class. One of the boys putting his pubic hairs on a girl's pen, which she inadvertently put in her mouth. During a class movie, one of the boys masturbated in front of classmates. According to the report, one girl told investigators one of the boys put his hand up her pants and groped her during a Spanish class the previous school year. The boy often slapped her rear end and touched her in other inappropriate ways, but she was scared to tell anyone because even though he was a "pervert," he was popular on campus and physically larger than her. Read article... Comments (84) Another minor incident improperly handled Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: Night Light "He was in line with classmates and a teacher was nearby when he accidentally brushed a clear plastic cover over the fire alarm. Seeing the cover was ajar, another boy dared him to pull the cover off. A dare is tough on a boy. Casey pulled the cover and was frightened when a loud horn went off." ... Also: Mistaken for a rat Read article... and This article... Comments (40) "I thought, 'This is crazy. Most people won't do this.' But I went and did it anyway." Newsday | Submitted by: Night Light "Danny Fernandez says he has a problem with authority figures -- and that's why he bashed a police officer in the head with an aluminum baseball bat, then stole his gun and handcuffs, he said in prison Wednesday." ... "I was just doing what everybody wishes they could do, but is too scared to." Read article... Comments (40) Goofy likes 'em young WESH | Submitted by: DisKids "A Disney worker who plays the Beast character from Beauty and the Beast was held in jail overnight on 51 counts of possessing child pornography." Read article... Comments (29) The Black Jesus eats girls Daily Mail | Submitted by: Sinthyia "Scores of police have been sent to the jungles of remote Papua New Guinea to hunt for a cult leader known as the Black Jesus, who is said to have sacrificed three young women to the devil and eaten their bodies." Read article... Comments (47) XXX Marks the Spat San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: cmu sucks "Fifty soggy yet passionate picketers marched in front of the old armory on San Francisco's Mission Street today to protest the dirty movies being shot on the other side of the brick walls." Read article... Comments (24) 22 years for child torture BBC | Submitted by: kurekuretardora "A couple who subjected their four-year-old disabled daughter to a systematic campaign of cruelty have been jailed for a total of 22 years." ... "The little girl had boiling water poured over her hands, had huge clumps of hair ripped from her head, was kicked so hard in the groin she suffered internal injuries and was locked naked in the toilet each night. She was also forced to eat her own faeces." Read article... Comments (42) Snake Food AZ Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill "A 66-year-old Brazilian saved his grandson from the grip of a 16-foot-long anaconda by beating the snake with rocks and a knife for half an hour, police said Thursday." Read article... Comments (23) Fetus Killing Sentence AP | Submitted by: Cape Cod Kitten "A former youth pastor was sentenced to death Wednesday for killing a teenager and her fetus in what is believed to be the first such order in Texas, the nation's busiest death penalty state." Read article... Comments (39) Friday Morning Free-for-All: Addled golddigger Bites It NNDB | Submitted by: *.* [Zombie Anna Nicole has a posse...] Read article... and This article... Comments (740)