Daily Rotten Archives February 12, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Talking Urinal Cakes KOAT | Submitted by: Conspiracy "The state has ordered 500 talking urinal cakes that will deliver a recorded anti-DWI message to bar and restaurant patrons who make one last pit stop before getting behind the wheel." ... "The cakes have enough battery power to last about three months." Read article... Comments (74) Children can be so cruel CNN | Submitted by: ikthool "A child soldier with a teddy bear back pack points a gun in Monrovia, the Liberian capital, in 2003." Read article... Comments (66) The Fabulous Lemming Brothers MSNBC | Submitted by: Raygunyouth "Two brothers, ages 8 and 12, died Sunday after the younger boy fell through a sheet of ice covering a pond and his brother tried to rescue him, authorities said." Read article... Comments (34) Oh hell AP | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Tennessee's procedure manual for executing prisoners is a jumble of conflicting instructions that mixes new lethal injection instructions with those for the old electric chair, an Associated Press review found." Read article... Comments (572) The Hoohaa Monologues WJXT-TV 4 Jacksonville | Submitted by: Dizkids "We decided we would just use child slang for it." Read article... Comments (78) Taking the fun out of being a kid AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Tag joins the list of childhood games such as dodgeball and tackle football no longer allowed at schools across the country because of too many injuries and squabbles." ... Also: 10-year-old arrested in Target beating Read article... and This article... Comments (48) Relaxing sex crime laws for kids Phoenix East Valley Tribune | Submitted by: furpo "They have raging hormones, backward social skills and, at best, poor judgment. Most have confessed their sexual crimes to family members, clergy or school counselors. Many of the teenagers — who are often younger than 15 — are prosecuted as adults." Read article... Comments (52) Grades for Pix KMGH-TV 7 Denver | Submitted by: furpo "[The accused] allegedly took pornographic pictures of his [middle school science] students after promising them gifts and promising to change a failing test grade, prosecutors said." ... Eeew: "Officers found 44 Polaroid pictures of boys ranging from 8 to 14 years old and two homemade videos of boys masturbating, the district attorney said." Read article... Comments (25) Teen girl sentenced for bus attack BBC | Submitted by: Sandy71 "A schoolgirl who kicked a 12-year-old girl unconscious on a bus while robbing her has been given a 10 month detention and training order. The youth, 14, launched into a vicious attack to reinforce her aura as boss in front of her gang, a court was told." Read article... Comments (28) Another day at truck driving school Wire Services | Submitted by: bigbuttehead "It looked like a large omelet," said Michael Karbonski, of the Virginia Department of Transportation. Read article... Comments (30) Monday Morning Free-for-All: Methadone and Slim Fast TMZ | Submitted by: business reply male [What's on the menu today?] Read article... Comments (640)