Daily Rotten Archives February 14, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Drumstick stuck where the sun don't shine Newsday | Submitted by: lookout "As a 13-year-old boy surrendered Tuesday on charges of assaulting a wrestling teammate by sticking a drumstick into his rectum, Nassau police said the boy insisted it was a prank that went too far." ... Uh-huh: "The only thing you can hope for is that the students are mature enough to support him." Read article... Comments (86) "bowling pins making love" Seattle Times | Submitted by: Misterjeff "Male pigs have a unique corkscrew endowment and impressive, um, output; manatees have orgies and don't really care if their partners are male or female; and a male porcupine has only one four-hour window a year to mate — very carefully, of course." Read article... Comments (59) God lives in basement, sells comic books, keeps slaves New York Daily News | Submitted by: TeratoMarty "A woman who says she was forced into sexual slavery took jurors on a stomach-turning journey through her S&M hell yesterday, testifying against the captor who called himself God." ... "Marcus also lorded over three other female slaves he dubbed Doggie, Nameless and Robot." Read article... Comments (59) Pastor Stole My Church! southflorida.com | Submitted by: tloc "The church was basically senior citizens, people in their 80s, 90s and close to 100." ... "He was their favorite son." Read article... Comments (38) Only Trying to Help AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A man's plans to bail himself out after a drug bust went more than a bit awry over the weekend." ... Also: Eating from a bowl Read article... and This article... Comments (31) Cross-dressing Miss Alice guilty of contempt Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: Sinthyia "A New Zealand lawyer who took to wearing an Alice in Wonderland costume in court to highlight an alleged cover-up by the army has been found guilty of contempt. But the conviction had nothing to do with Rob Moodie's decision to use fashion as a form of protest." Read article... Comments (377) CHP fesses up to leaked accident pix Orange County Register | Submitted by: anonymous "The California Highway Patrol has acknowledged that one of its employees is responsible for leaking onto the Internet graphic pictures of a Ladera Ranch teen's nearly decapitated body after she died in a high-speed car crash last fall." Read article... Comments (58) Hammer vs. Mommy The Age | Submitted by: (null) "A church musical director who bashed his allegedly obsessive and controlling mother to death with a hammer wept in the Supreme Court dock after being found guilty of manslaughter." Read article... Comments (48) Child alone for days with dead mother Michigan Live | Submitted by: AshKillsDeadites "A 5-year-old girl fended for herself for days while she was left home alone with the body of her mother, who was found dead on her couch after apparently succumbing to bacterial meningitis, authorities said." Read article... Comments (48)