Daily Rotten Archives February 16, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Granny Gone Wild The Daily News | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "An 84-year-old woman accused of attempted rape involving an 11-year-old boy in her foster care has pleaded guilty to a lesser charge after confessing to having sex with the child, prosecutors said Thursday." Read article... Comments (122) Hooker Cooked MSNBC | Submitted by: Night Light "Two women are accused of soaking a homeless, drug-addicted prostitute with gasoline and burning her to death after she reported that one of them had robbed her." Read article... Comments (82) No fundamental right to go fuck yourself XBiz | Submitted by: The 1-Inch Dildo "In a unanimous opinion, a three-judge panel for the 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals upheld an Alabama statute banning the commercial distribution of sex toys, saying that there is no fundamental right to privacy raised by the plaintiff’s case against the law." Read article... Comments (66) Why it's gross to kiss your sister Wire Services | Submitted by: anonymous Cosmides said Freud had a possible reason for his own feelings -- he had a wet nurse who cuddled and breastfed him: "Who their brain thinks is mom is different from who they consciously believe is mom. For them it is quite reasonable that they have an attraction to their mothers." Read article... Comments (646) California hates chick drinks Contra Costa Times | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "Alarmed by what he described as a dramatic increase in problems related to underage drinking across the state, Assemblyman Jim Beall on Thursday announced legislation to restrict the sale and marketing of fruity alcoholic drinks popular with teenagers." Read article... Comments (553) High Flier MSNBC | Submitted by: frosty "You can’t imagine the power. You feel like nothing, like a leaf from a tree going up," Wisnerska told Australian Broadcasting Corp. radio on Friday. "I was shaking all the time. The last thing I remember it was dark, I could hear lightning all around me." Read article... Comments (45) Not taking any more shit from hijackers New York Times | Submitted by: Mark Kleeberg "A fast-thinking pilot with passengers in cahoots fooled a hijacker by braking hard upon landing, then accelerating to knock the man down. When he fell, flight attendants threw boiling water in his face, and about 10 people pounced on him, Spanish officials said Friday." Read article... Comments (69) Jailhouse Houdini gets death CNN | Submitted by: ikthool Man commits two murders, one while behind bars. Judge sentences him to death, he grins. Read article... Comments (26) Go Ask Alice New York Times | Submitted by: anonymous "She was lying on her side, in a pink diaper, the police said, sprawled across some discarded magazines and a stuffed brown bear." Read article... Comments (65) Man + Vodka = Shark Attacked AP | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A man who caught a 4-foot shark with his bare hands off an Australian beach said on Friday he only tried the feat because he was drunk on vodka." Read article... Comments (30) Giant Ant Scam CNN | Submitted by: doczzz "A Chinese man has been sentenced to death for conning people out of 3 billion yuan ($387 million) in a giant scam to breed ants, local media said on Thursday." ... "In his defense, Wang said he did not know the first thing about raising ants and was quite unclear about the costs." Read article... Comments (39)