Daily Rotten Archives February 26, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Pirates doin' pirate stuff BBC | Submitted by: ugg "A US warship is heading towards the Somali coast where a United Nations-chartered cargo ship was hijacked by pirates, say aid officials." Read article... Comments (58) Dead baby found under dresser WEWS-TV 5 Cleveland | Submitted by: Flossy666 Smooshed. Read article... Comments (42) Dead baby found in cupboard Sydney Morning Herald | Submitted by: Distelrath Mystery! Read article... Comments (33) America's military brass: "Fuck this..." Times | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "Tension in the Gulf region has raised fears that an attack on Iran is becoming increasingly likely before President George Bush leaves office. The Sunday Times has learnt that up to five generals and admirals are willing to resign rather than approve what they consider would be a reckless attack." Read article... Comments (174) Fatty fat fat fat BREITBART | Submitted by: DS "Authorities are considering taking an 8-year-old boy who weighs 218 pounds into protective custody unless his mother improves his diet, officials said Monday." ... "It makes us feel sick of the nutters always shouting at us." Read article... Comments (73) Update: Screwdriver rape gal lied kait8.com | Submitted by: anonymous "She later confessed to authorities that her facial injuries were self-inflicted and that she had made the entire story up." Read article... and This article... Comments (49) Kite Festival Claims Eleven CBS News | Submitted by: Raygunyouth "At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colorful kites, officials said Monday." Read article... Comments (34) Theme park for illegal immigrants BBC | Submitted by: New World Disorder "For the equivalent of $19.50 (£10), you can spend a night living like the millions of Mexicans who actually risked their lives crossing into the United States." Read article... Comments (26) Back off! AP | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "She said she was tired of people tailgating her," Macomb County Sheriff Mark Hackel said. Read article... Comments (32) Pelted with Puppies nineMSN | Submitted by: Lawrence Gillett "A man is in a serious condition in hospital after he was stabbed and pelted with puppies when he tried to stop thieves stealing rare dogs." Read article... Comments (19) Know when to hold 'em Wire Services | Submitted by: ikthool "A teenage girl in southern Pakistan, whose late father lost her in a poker game when she was 2 years old, has asked authorities to save her from being handed over to a middle-aged relative." Read article... Comments (36) Don't text your drug deals KUTV | Submitted by: Raygunyouth "A middle school teacher trying to buy pot was arrested after she sent text messages to state trooper instead of a dealer, police said." Read article... Comments (15) Big Brother is watching Wire Services | Submitted by: Caressa "The next time you walk by a shop window, take a glance at your reflection. How much do you swing your arms? Is the weight of your bag causing you to hunch over? Do you still have a bit of that 1970s disco strut left?" ... "Researchers and security companies are developing cameras that not only watch the world but also interpret what they see." Read article... Comments (21)