Daily Rotten Archives February 28, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Yuk! Wilkes Barre Citizens' Voice | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "Just before going on break during an overnight shift earlier this month, nursing assistant Shandra Banks said she heard a squeaking noise coming from a patient’s room nearby." ... Also: Babysitter helps herself, Principal Tweaker Read article... and This... and This... Comments (99) Snip! Wire Services | Submitted by: JohnnyAloha "A Milan teacher cut a unruly 7-year-old pupil's tongue with scissors to silence him, police and school officials said on Tuesday." Read article... Comments (48) Fuckity fuck fuck fuck Los Angeles Times | Submitted by: scodge "Last summer, Elizabeth Venable of Riverside was cited for disorderly conduct after she allegedly yelled numerous obscenities to a friend while exiting the airport's baggage claim area." Read article... Comments (64) Porn prosecutor fronts war against obscenity Salt Lake Tribune | Submitted by: anonymous "Maybe, from now on, the girls will be a little less wild, thanks to Brent Ward." ... "The way Ward sees it, American culture is saturated with pornography, and it has profound consequences, eroding families, increasing violence against women, warping perceptions of sex and helping child predators groom victims." Read article... Comments (59) Carjacker Terminally Humiliated KXAS-TV 5 Dallas | Submitted by: reader57-xxxtinct species "Frisco police said a 60-year-old woman turned the tables on a 19-year-old carjacker and shot him with his own gun." Read article... Comments (41) Fatty snuffs it after a week of gaming CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "An obese 26-year-old man in northeastern China died after a marathon online gaming session over the Lunar New Year holiday, state media said on Wednesday." Read article... Comments (49) They Always Fuck You at the Drive-Thru Atlanta Journal-Constitution | Submitted by: bologna_nipples [Areola 51] "If you are too drunk to drive, you might want to think about ditching the assault rifle. And the cocaine. Ditto the marijuana. And you definitely don't want to pretend you're a police officer." Read article... Comments (428) Don't Fuck With The Teacher WSB-TV 2 Atlanta | Submitted by: A Billy Joel Fan "My teacher duct-taped me to that table," 5-year-old Dylan Negron said. Read article... Comments (44) She's my lover redding.com | Submitted by: anonymous "Hakmiller drove nearly 600 miles from his home for a Christmastime rendezvous with the girl, whom he met over a telephone chat line, according to police reports filed in San Bernardino County Superior Court." Read article... Comments (51) The Jesus Hamster metro.co.uk | Submitted by: kurepraisethelordandpasstheribena "A hamster was miraculously brought back to life after being cooked by accident." Read article... Comments (42) Teenage Bank Robbing Girls CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Georgia authorities Wednesday were searching for two young women, possibly teenagers, who robbed a supermarket bank branch, laughing as they held up a teller with nothing but sunglasses to disguise their faces." Read article... Comments (31) Hot Coffee, Frozen Teen Washington Post | Submitted by: lookout "Projectile road rage has erupted again." ... Also: "I thought to myself, that's Sean." Read article... and This article... Comments (15) Sleepy Dad Bakes Baby Salt Lake Tribune | Submitted by: redrubberballs[salty] Also: Baby suffocated after night of drinking Read article... and This article... Comments (35) Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! SPLAT San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: casu marzu "A 4-year-old Redwood City boy was struck and killed by a sport utility vehicle after sledding down a driveway and into traffic in Truckee, police said today." Read article... Comments (25) The Mystery Continues San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: anonymous "It wasn't exactly a Bigfoot sighting, but motorists reported seeing someone wearing a gorilla suit in the center divide of Interstate 280 on the Peninsula at the start of this evening's rush hour, the California Highway Patrol said." Read article... Comments (31)