Daily Rotten Archives March 5, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Moose vs. Helicopter CNN | Submitted by: cmu sucks "A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose." Read article... Comments (52) Flying Frog Guts Stars & Stripes | Submitted by: Sinthyia "A staff sergeant who watched as one airman attempted and another threw a small frog into a running F-16 jet engine received three months in jail and a bad conduct discharge in a Kunsan Air Base courtroom Friday night." ... Quote: "I cannot fathom someone intentionally putting something down the intake of an aircraft." [Hat tip to www.f-16.net.] Read article... Comments (57) From punk rock to killing cops AP | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "The white supremacist gang Public Enemy No. 1 began two decades ago as a group of teenage punk-rock fans from upper-middle class bedroom communities in Southern California. Now, the violent gang that deals in drugs, guns and identity theft is gaining clout across the West after forging an alliance with the notorious Aryan Brotherhood, authorities say." Read article... Comments (52) "I'm Baaack" Boston Globe | Submitted by: Rapists Require Vivisection He paused then said to the judge: "How ya doing, sir?" Read article... and This article... Comments (36) Superman Molested by Angry DI PilotOnline.com | Submitted by: Evil Muppet "A drill sergeant at Fort Eustis is accused of forcing a male trainee to dress as Superman and submit to sexual acts, according to court documents." Read article... Comments (28) Wake up! Reuters | Submitted by: Night Light "Pakistani police are hunting a man who dug up his father's two-year old corpse and took it home in a hijacked ambulance to try to bring him back to life." Read article... Comments (32) Squirrels on Birth Control USA Today | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "Officials have tried poison, gassing and euthanasia to control a breeding frenzy among squirrels in a city park here. Now, they plan to give birth control a shot." ... "Health officials say the squirrels, which number about 1,000 in the park, pose a public health risk. They warn that the rodents are aggressive and may carry rabies or host fleas that can spread disease, such as bubonic plague." Read article... Comments (41) I always smell this way MSNBC | Submitted by: Flossy666 "An Australian woman was sentenced Friday to nine months of community service work for smuggling protected fish from Asia in her dress." Read article... Comments (555) Price of Swiss quickie falls Bloomberg | Submitted by: anonymous "Switzerland entered a treaty with the European Union to import workers, seeking more bankers, managers and academics. What it got was an influx of prostitutes." Read article... Comments (20) Sex, Lies and DVDs Richmond Times-Dispatch | Submitted by: DBag "He made numerous copies of the sex-play on his home computer, then randomly distributed them on cars, police said. Even worse, the DVDs included the former girlfriend's name, address and phone number. That prompted men to begin calling the woman or showing up at her house, police say." Read article... Comments (45) Demolished The Scotsman | Submitted by: andy "The violence started on Thursday after a police anti-terror squad evicted squatters from a building that for years has served as a popular cultural centre for anarchists, punk rockers and left-wing groups." Read article... Comments (21) Let the Mother of the Year competition begin! St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Nynmpseudo "The man raped the boy again, authorities say, but mom reported neither attack. She came to court Friday begging for leniency. It was all about her. But what about the son who was raped?" ... Also: Abruptly Fired for Announcing Sex Change, Little Fatties Read article... and This... and This... Comments (30) Obama tangles with online pervert The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: Sinthyia "Senator Barack Obama is threatening legal action against a self-described pedophile who has posted photos of the Democratic politician's young daughters on a web site that purports to handicap the 2008 presidential campaign by evaluating the cuteness of underage daughters and granddaughters of White House aspirants." Read article... Comments (38) Gambling with Death Wire Services | Submitted by: Nynmpseudo "For weeks Ali Nasser waited for the bomb disposal team. But the arrival of spring left him no choice but to go to his fields, sown with hundreds of unexploded cluster bombs by the Israeli military last year." Read article... Comments (26) Teens accused of scaring ostrich impotent AP | Submitted by: anonymous "Three teenagers may be on the hook for a hefty fine if a court decides that their festive firecrackers outside an eastern German farm scared the libido right out of an ostrich named Gustav." Read article... Comments (12) Stop and Peep Seattle Post-Intelligencer | Submitted by: cmu sucks "[The] man peeked in on another woman and her boyfriend, who were watching a pornographic movie on their couch, a police report said." ... "That's when he tripped a motion-sensor light, which illuminated the yard." Read article... Comments (19) Monday Afternoon Free-for-All: Mmmm, Tasty Chemicals MSNBC | Submitted by: lookout [Comments fixed... Something blew a gasket sometime on Sunday afternoon.] Read article... Comments (587)