Daily Rotten Archives March 6, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Slimed! WCCO-TV 4 Minneapolis | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "He touched her, which she described as spooning, lifted her shirt and then got up and left. Court documents said she felt a warm fluid on her back, clothes and seat after he walked away." Read article... Comments (48) "You're not going to get her" Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: AshKillsDeadites "He said they had yet to find any notes indicating Johnson's intentions with the flight, but the fact that the house was his ex-wife's mother's home raised serious questions." Read article... Comments (34) "Now you stab Mommy" San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: TeratoMarty "Fermin Rodriguez, 21, attacked his 17-year-old wife Sunday night, after accusing her of cheating on him, police said. He slashed and stabbed her multiple times, then handed the knife to his 2-year-old son and told him to stab her, police said." Read article... Comments (33) Promiscuity, kidnapping, pedophilia, murder, infanticide Columbus Dispatch | Submitted by: DonkeyHotey "The world’s expert on lust, violence and cannibalism among prairie dogs uses a slide in his lectures that sums up a lifetime of research. A pack of the squirrel-sized creatures is shown perched on their hind legs: cute, cute, cute, cute, cute." Read article... Comments (28) Actual FCC Superbowl Complaints The Smoking Gun | Submitted by: ZebraBob "God knows, I didn't turn on the superbowl expecting to be tricked into watching gay sex!" One woman reported that her son exclaimed, "What the?!" when he saw the Snickers commercial. "My husband rushed in to see the men kissing. This violates our religious beliefs and exposes our children to obscene and disgusting material they are taught are wrong. I want something done about this!!" Read article... Comments (80) A Well-Rounded Education Stuff NZ | Submitted by: ZebraBob Students disciplined for attending Boobs on Bikes parade! Also: 'Beastiality' radio clip, uh, misinterpreted Read article... and This article... Comments (17) Would you like a receipt? News Corporation | Submitted by: ZebraBob "An 18-year-old man has been detained for repeatedly defecating in front of a cash machine in a bank vestibule in the southern German town of Eggmuehl." Read article... Comments (38) Hooker Bust WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: B DIDDY [With mugshots.] Read article... Comments (86) One Dumb Fuck AZ Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill "There aren't many arrests like that," Police Chief Jeff Morris said. Read article... Comments (21) Keep your eyes on the road... CNN | Submitted by: Sopkonious ...and your hands upon the wheel Read article... Comments (16) BELOW THE WAIST AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A 12-year-old girl Cave Creek girl could face criminal charges and other discipline after she was caught snapping a lewd photograph of herself and sending the image to at least 10 other students, police said Tuesday." Read article... Comments (30) Fight Night Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen "Two teenaged boys were suspended from an Ottawa high school for a fight that was seen on the internet by more than 1,000 people, including their vice-principal." ... Quote from VP: "And without exception they seem to miss that link — that it's in perpetuity — that it lasts and it may be embarrassing for them down the road and certainly for the school in the short term." Read article... Comments (10) Texas approves death penalty for pedos Houston Chronicle | Submitted by: Sinthyia "Texas could sentence some hardcore child molesters to death under a bill given preliminary approval Monday by the state House of Representatives. In a bill designed to crack down on sex offenders who repeatedly prey on children, the House voted to create a new category of crime — continual sexual abuse of a young child or children — that carries a minimum of 25 years to life in prison and possibly the death penalty for a second offense." Read article... Comments (58) No Means No New York Post | Submitted by: Kat "A renowned hedge-fund honcho hatched a heinous revenge plot against his former mistress by posing as her on the Internet - saying she wanted to be kidnapped and raped as part of a sicko sex fantasy, officials said yesterday." Read article... Comments (18) Scalped! St. Petersburg Times | Submitted by: Sinthyia "A man remained in jail Monday after Tampa police say he ripped off a large portion of his girlfriend's scalp with a 6-inch kitchen knife." Read article... Comments (11) Tinfoil Hat in-forum.com | Submitted by: Old Blu "[A] lawsuit, filed last week, claims Boeing Co. and the Air Line Pilots Association (ALPA) can’t assure him that B747-400 planes are safe. McConnell, who is the process of seeking an early retirement from Northwest, claims the planes are rigged by Boeing and can be remotely detonated." Read article... Comments (18) ANGER OF THE BALCONY RAPIST Globe and Mail | Submitted by: anonymous [Actual headline.] Read article... Comments (13) Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OWWWWWWWW Wire Services | Submitted by: Nynmpseudo "Prisoners who endure poor or degrading treatment suffer much of the same long-term psychological distress as do captives who are tortured, suggests a study published Monday." Read article... Comments (29)