Daily Rotten Archives March 7, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Cow and Chicken CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "When dozens of chickens went missing from a remote West Bengal village, everyone blamed the neighborhood dogs. But..." Read article... Comments (61) Suspicious Butt Magnet CBS-TV 2 Los Angeles | Submitted by: Mark Dadoor "An Iraqi national was detained and questioned at a passenger-screening area at Los Angeles International Airport on Tuesday morning after a suspicious item was found in the man's rectum during a body cavity search." Read article... Comments (54) Saddam Hussein-flavored fruit juice News Corporation | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A new line of fruit juice whose bottles bear the names and images of notorious leaders like Saddam Hussein, Fidel Castro and Josip Broz Tito has been launched in Serbia." ... Also: At least they weren't smoking pot Read article... and This article... Comments (31) Fire! Fire! Fire! heh heh heh huh-huh heh WRAL-TV 5 Raleigh | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Authorities on Tuesday were looking for a man who robbed a bank in Anchorage while swinging a flaming torch fashioned from a burning T-shirt and a yard-long metal pole. On Monday, the masked robber threatened to set fire to people, including the teller, and burn down the bank building in Fairview if his demands weren't met." ... See also: Beavis Read article... and This article... Comments (44) Liberté Macworld | Submitted by: Gory "The French Constitutional Council has approved a law that criminalizes the filming or broadcasting of acts of violence by people other than professional journalists. The law could lead to the imprisonment of eyewitnesses who film acts of police violence, or operators of Web sites publishing the images, one French civil liberties group warned on Tuesday." Read article... Comments (65) AT&T whistle-blower fights to tell story blogs.abcnews.com | Submitted by: anonymous "Whistle-blower AT&T technician Mark Klein says his effort to reveal alleged government surveillance of domestic Internet traffic was blocked not only by U.S. intelligence officials but also by the top editors of the Los Angeles Times." Read article... Comments (26) Let's meet up for a riot BBC | Submitted by: Vomit "Both groups of young people went to this football match with cars full of weapons prepared to have some sort of battle at the end of it." Read article... Comments (21) Cannibis Granny Spared Jail BBC | Submitted by: Cheese Nip After the hearing she said: "I'm going to go on medicating. The police can come to my house every week. I'll give them a cup of tea. I'll give them a decent biscuit, which of course will be medicated and I'll give them some cannabis so they charge me again and again and again." Read article... Comments (18) iRape New York Daily News | Submitted by: kat "A 13-year-old ponytailed girl told a Brooklyn courtroom yesterday how a neighborhood handyman allegedly lured her into having sex with promises of an iPod, money and love." Read article... Comments (36) MySpace Permission Slips BREITBART | Submitted by: mel "Connecticut lawmakers unveiled legislation Wednesday that would require MySpace.com and other social-networking sites to verify users' ages and obtain parental consent before minors can post profiles." Read article... Comments (21) Retroactive Abortions KSAT-TV 12 San Antonio | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "Police were looking to question a 19-year-old woman Wednesday after the bodies of her two young children were found wrapped in plastic bags underneath a home on the city's Southwest Side." Read article... Comments (29) Ugly Side of Spas ABC News | Submitted by: anonymous The pain, which she said felt like someone pressing hot curling irons in to her back, was not normal. After leaving the spa, she said that her back was on fire and that she was vomiting from the severe pain. When she finally looked in a mirror, Miles was shocked at what she saw. "It looked like raw meat. I had horrendous blisters all over it. It was in a zebra-stripe type pattern. It was scary," she said. Read article... Comments (38) Woman lived with dead body for weeks Detroit News | Submitted by: vilsack "A 28-year-old woman is being questioned by police today about why she lived for possibly three weeks in an apartment with her dead roommate." ... "Our detectives knocked at the door and the woman opened it and there is that odor, and you know right away what it is," said [police]. Read article... Comments (22) Feelin' Incesty BBC | Submitted by: Lolla "Many people see it as a crime, but we've done nothing wrong," said Patrick, an unemployed locksmith. Read article... Comments (50) Vagina Vagina Vagina WNBC-TV 4 New York | Submitted by: anonymous "A public high school has suspended three 16-year-old girls who disobeyed officials by saying the word vagina during a reading from The Vagina Monologues." Read article... Comments (78) CHI-TONW Chicago Tribune | Submitted by: TeratoMarty Say it aloud: CHI-TONW Read article... Comments (19) Cupcakes, balloons and piss Wilkes-Barre Times-Leader | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "Police said the brother then reportedly went into the boys' bathroom and stopped several students, telling them that he would give them $10 if they urinated into a plastic cup for him." Read article... Comments (18) Rape by Proxy AP | Submitted by: ZebraBob Also: Carjacking victims left naked Read article... and This article... Comments (7) Pedophile somehow manages romantic evening ic Wales | Submitted by: Flossy666 "A paedophile who attacked a 10-year- old girl as she rode her bike has persuaded a judge to relax his bail conditions - so he can enjoy his wedding night in a hotel." ... Also: Sixth graders have sex in class Read article... and This article... Comments (18) "I swung him. I swung him like a bat." CNN | Submitted by: Matt "A woman pleaded guilty Tuesday to swinging her 4-week-old son like a bat to hit her boyfriend during a fight, fracturing the infant's skull in the process." [Baby made a full recovery.] Read article... Comments (48)