Daily Rotten Archives March 14, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 I told you not to call me at work Penn Live | Submitted by: Jethro Bodine "Timothy Michael Seibert was in the midst of raping a 49-year-old woman, according to police, when he answered a cell phone call from his wife. The woman was so close to the phone she could hear Seibert's wife yelling at him, asking him where he was and what he was doing, according to arrest documents filed by Silver Spring Twp. police." Read article... Comments (47) Court of Appeals: Go Die Wire Services | Submitted by: Silly String Semen Streamers "A California woman whose doctor says marijuana is the only medicine keeping her alive is not immune from federal prosecution on drug charges, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday." Read article... Comments (220) Unicorn crashes into light post, man blamed ABC News | Submitted by: AlteredEgo "A man told police not to blame him for crashing his truck into a light post it was that unicorn behind the wheel. Prosecutor Ingrid Rosenquist said Phillip C. Holliday Jr. initially denied driving the truck involved in the March 7 crash in Billings. He told officers at the scene that a unicorn was driving, she said." Read article... Comments (65) Hallmark's Loss - Abortion E-Cards WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: ZebraBob "A nonprofit organization has launched a line of e-cards for women who've had abortions." ... "Baker said Exhale plans to also publish a magazine for women who've had abortions." Read article... Comments (56) Comic Book Movie offends Iran WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: ZebraBob "The hit American movie 300 has angered Iranians who say the Greeks-vs-Persians action flick insults their ancient culture and provokes animosity against Iran." ... "The film depicts Iranians as demons, without culture, feeling or humanity, who think of nothing except attacking other nations and killing people," Ayende-No said in its article Tuesday. Read article... Comments (87) War + Booze = Trouble Tuscaloosa News | Submitted by: furpo War and Liquor a Perilous Mix for U.S. Troops Read article... Comments (49) Porno prank Wire Services | Submitted by: ikthool "Viewers of a news show broadcast on a Phoenix-area cable television station received a lot more than news - hard-core pornography started streaming into their living rooms, replacing a health show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw." Read article... Comments (31) Bus Ride Philadelphia Inquirer | Submitted by: miow "It all started when a 45-year-old man chased desperately after a Route 33 SEPTA bus in North Philadelphia shortly before 5 p.m., hoping to catch his ride." Read article... Comments (17) "It's beyond abuse ... it's abuse by torture" KXLY-TV 4 Spokane | Submitted by: eltrut "The parents of a four-year-old girl who was murdered over the weekend appeared in court Monday in a case that one veteran police detective has called the worst case of abuse he has ever seen." Read article... Comments (33) Remember grisly bonfire, prosecutor tells jury CNN | Submitted by: ikthool "Avery has claimed Manitowoc County sheriff's deputies planted evidence to frame him in Halbach's death in retaliation for a lawsuit he filed against the county for a mistaken rape conviction. He spent 18 years in prison before DNA evidence cleared him of the rape." Read article... Comments (17) "The War of the Boys and the Girls" WNBC-TV 4 New York | Submitted by: anonymous Subtitle: "One Winning Team, Many Losses, Tons of Deaths" Read article... Comments (18) Son of CHI-TONW Chicago Sun-Times | Submitted by: Anticultist "Solidarity? A grudge against a spelling teacher? Whatever the cause, even more people are walking around with tattoos that spell "CHI-TONW," according to two tattoo artists who said they inked the deliberately misspelled word on several people Sunday." Read article... Comments (47) Teach your children a little common sense CNN | Submitted by: jbj "A 6-year-old boy stayed in an apartment with the body of his father for two days after the man died on their sofa, obeying instructions to never leave without permission, firefighters said. The boy, whose name was not released, didn't want to leave even after firefighters arrived, fearing punishment if he left, fire department Maj. Noble Lee said." Read article... Comments (25) Canada's Global Police Jurisdiction Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: Mikeisgreen Nailing the monsters wherever they go. Also: "Be careful, the police are snoozing." Read article... and This article... Comments (23) Are you high? southflorida.com | Submitted by: ZebraBob "The advertisement on Craigslist New York said the man would supply cocaine to any female who responded. Well, detectives from the Garden City Police Department were no doubt stunned when they found the ad." Read article... Comments (20) Evil Stepbitch torture trial continues Salt Lake Tribune | Submitted by: redrubberballs "Ryan Andrews claims Shelby had been beaten and abused for at least two weeks prior to her death, starting with Angela Andrews stomping on the girl's crotch with her heel. The father also admitted to holding the girl's arms and legs while his wife struck the girl between the legs with a Lysol spray can. Angela Andrews also repeatedly slammed Shelby's head into the stairs, he said." ... Earlier on the day Shelby died, Angela forced her to eat her own feces "as a punishment because Shelby had had an accident." ... "When the father arrived home from work that day, he said he spoke to his wife about the problems she had been having with Shelby, and they decided to shut the girl into a cramped linen closet." Read article... Comments (53) Bad Boy OhioNewsNow.com | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "Andrew Riley faced 128 felony charges Tuesday that included theft, vandalism and intimidation, but he is no adult; he is a seventh grader." Read article... Comments (39) Have You Seen This Butt WPLG-TV 10 Fort Lauderdale | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "During the burglary, one of the burglars can be seen on surveillance video having to pull up his pants several times as they kept falling down around his thighs, exposing his buttocks." Read article... Comments (13) Skull found near 7-11 WRC-TV 4 Washington | Submitted by: Night Light "And I took a closer look and it had a baseball cap on it. The baseball cap was still fitting very tightly and still had skin on it, but most of the skull had broken down." Read article... Comments (24) Hands over mouth and nose Atlanta Journal-Constitution | Submitted by: lick my boots (you worm) "Concerned because a 3-month-old boy was having recurring breathing problems that a battery of tests failed to diagnose, hospital officials placed a camera in the baby's room and were shocked by what they saw: The boy's father, police said, had his hands over the infant's mouth and nose, suffocating him." Read article... Comments (22) Raccoon back on the menu KUSA-TV 9 Denver | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "It's not like cleaning a chicken, I'll tell you that," said Dina Woods, one of Lorenz's neighbors who agreed to learn how to clean raccoons for cooking. Read article... Comments (19) Two years in prison for Indonesian Playboy XBiz | Submitted by: Petra "More than 100 Muslim protesters attending the hearing thought the prosecution’s demands were too lax. The raucous group chanted Hang him, hang him in the courtroom." Read article... Comments (21) Statutory Rape Comics AZ Central | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Public health advocates are turning to a new medium to combat statutory rape among Hispanics in Virginia: A comic book warning that sex between teenage girls and older men risks pregnancy or arrest." Read article... Comments (34) Sick, sick, sick: Trading sex with 5-year-old for pot ABC News | Submitted by: mayhem "A Portland couple arranged to trade marijuana for the chance to have sex with a 5-year-old girl, the authorities said Tuesday." ... "In a series of e-mail chats with the agent, Dudley allegedly agreed to pay the father so that he and Hamm could perform oral sex on the child and take photos." Read article... Comments (77) Wednesday Afternoon Free-for-All: Henry the Hamster metro.co.uk | Submitted by: ZebraBob [Not bothering to patch the server for daylight savings time.] Read article... Comments (800)