Daily Rotten Archives March 16, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Stabbed in the back AZ Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill "He was conscious, but the knife was buried all the way to the handle," Read article... Comments (95) Gift-Wrapped Dog Head Minneapolis Star Tribune | Submitted by: Psychoicy "Two weeks ago, a gift-wrapped box was left at the house where she lives with her grandmother in St. Paul's Rice Street area. Inside the box, Crystal was horrified to find her dog's head." Read article... Comments (101) "Parents and children have nothing to fear" Wire Services | Submitted by: Geto Gladiator "Suspected members of extremist groups have signed up as school bus drivers in the United States, counterterror officials said Friday, in a cautionary bulletin to police." ... The memo also notes: "Most attempts by foreign nationals in the United States to acquire school bus licenses to drive them are legitimate." Read article... Comments (97) Tag! You're dead! AP | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Young gang members cornered an older teen who they suspected had covered up their group's graffiti, and a 14-year-old shot him and killed a 13-year-old bystander, police said." Read article... Comments (37) More on Castration Dungeon AZ Central | Submitted by: azdollarbill "Three men accused of operating what police described as a sadomasochistic dungeon that included castrations have been sentenced to jail time." Read article... Comments (80) Awwww Wire Services | Submitted by: ikthool "Women seeking abortions in South Carolina would be required to view an ultrasound image of their fetus before the procedure under a proposal gaining support from lawmakers. If enacted, it would be the first law of its kind in the nation." Read article... Comments (267) Zero Tolerance for 7-year-olds Fox News | Submitted by: anonymous "Baltimore police arrested a 7-year-old boy, handcuffed him, then hauled him off to the station house where they took his mug shot and fingerprints. The youngster's offense? He allegedly rode a dirt bike on a sidewalk." Read article... Comments (95) Baby as Ashtray islandpacket.com | Submitted by: redrubberballs A 10-month-old baby beaten to death also had several human bite marks and cigarette burns, authorities said. "I have been in law enforcement for 17 years, and this is the worst case of child abuse I have ever seen," Calhoun Falls Police Chief Mike Alewine said. ... Also: Chomp! A Houston mother told police that the family Dachshund bit off her 5-week-old son's genitals while she was sleeping, but investigators said they are skeptical of the mother's claims. Read article... and This article... Comments (48) Everybody Likes BBQ San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Shitting Bull "An eighth-grader said he found a dead mouse inside a bag of Frito-Lay barbecue potato chips he bought in a school lunch line, and his claim appears credible, school officials said." Read article... Comments (361) Dismembered The Home News Tribune | Submitted by: redrubberballs "Prosecutors allege that Melanie McGuire drugged her husband before killing and dismembering him, using the knock-out drug, chloral hydrate." ... "In the morning, the jury heard from a forensic anthropologist who testified that a reciprocating saw and a short knife were most likely used to dismember McGuire's body." Read article... Comments (39) Night in the Ruts Yahoo! Canada | Submitted by: anonymous "Fernando Cruz is suffering from two horn wounds of 25 centimeters in length each. One involves the fibers of the abductor muscle and dissects the femoral artery, the other involves the scrotal area and eviscerates both testicles." Read article... Comments (46) "possibly delusional", "motivated by religion" WFTV-TV 9 Orlando | Submitted by: ZebraBob "Michail J. Makarenko survived 11 years in Soviet gulags only to be killed Thursday in an apparently random attack at a rest stop along the New Jersey Turnpike. Makarenko, 75, was punished in the Soviet Union for exhibiting works by banned artists at the gallery he owned. He spent his last 25 years in the United States, where he became a citizen and where he cherished freedom of religion and artistic expression." Read article... Comments (54) They're after me Lucky Charms! WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: The Good Doctor An Orange County sheriff's deputy dressed as a leprechaun and equipped with a laser speed-detection gun targeted speeding and reckless motorists in the area of University Boulevard and state Road 417. The "leprechaun" also held a sign reading, "Watch your speed or it will cost you your pot of gold." Read article... Comments (50) Passed out in the snow Minneapolis Star Tribune | Submitted by: annidez "A 10-year-old boy was found passed out at a friend's home after drinking alcohol and being tossed into the snow, police and his mother say. The mother said she became alarmed when the boy didn't return home March 3, so she started calling his friends and finally found him covered in vomit and soaking wet." Read article... Comments (39) Colorado granny accused of net.pimping Fox News | Submitted by: anonymous "A Clifton, Colorado woman was jailed Wednesday on suspicion she had her grandchildren perform sexually explicit acts while a man she met on the Internet watched." Read article... Comments (26)