Daily Rotten Archives March 19, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 Monkey Lovin' National Geographic | Submitted by: SheeDevil "What exactly went on between gorillas and early humans? No one knows for sure, but scientists say one thing, at least, seems certain: The big apes gave us pubic lice." Read article... Comments (109) Buzzcrash AZ Central | Submitted by: TeratoMarty "A man says it wasn't the 10 beers and a double cocktail that caused his car to weave before being pulled over by police. Kristopher Lind says his attention wasn't fully on his driving because his wife had a sex toy bought that day at a sex show in Vancouver." ... Also: Toilet Brush Sex Read article... and This article... Comments (45) Arsonist works up appetite WKMG-TV 6 Orlando | Submitted by: reader57-xxxtinct species "A man set fire to his own home on Monday before heading for breakfast at a nearby Denny's, according to authorities." ... Also: Man Breaks Girl's Nose Read article... and This article... Comments (33) "Ask about the Bloomberg Gun GiveAway" AP | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "The truth is, if Bloomberg hadn't picked on Virginia, we wouldn't have gotten involved. But he made the mistake of stepping into Virginia with this," said Philip Van Cleave, president of the pro-gun Virginia Citizens Defense League and mastermind of the giveaway, which has boosted business for the two participating store owners. Read article... Comments (74) Who do I have to kill to get an upgrade? Canoe | Submitted by: Flossy666 "A first-class passenger on a flight from Delhi to London awoke find the corpse of a woman who had died in the economy cabin being placed in a seat next to him, British Airways said Monday." Read article... Comments (73) Flying the Pissy Skies CBS News | Submitted by: Raygunyouth "SkyWest Airlines apologized to a passenger who said he wasn't allowed to use the restroom during a one-hour flight and ended up urinating in an air-sickness bag." Read article... Comments (36) Tainted Baby Food Kingston Whig-Standard | Submitted by: Cheese Nip "Kingston Police have issued a warning to parents who purchased 900-gram containers of Nestle Powdered Baby Formula from Wal-Mart: check for tampering." Read article... Comments (29) Medical Marijuana KPRC-TV 2 Houston | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "They were wearing white shirts and black BDU pants," Williams said. "The white shirts had some rank insignia of them. It would be fair to say that they were wearing clothing that would resemble medical personnel." Read article... Comments (27) The restorative powers of being arrested Daily Mail | Submitted by: thefrozenpube "First claiming paralysis, a 31-year-old male transient suddenly found the restorative powers of being arrested in the early morning hours of March 7, according to Boulder Police reports." Read article... Comments (37)