Daily Rotten Archives March 20, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 College kids, boozing and high voltage don't mix CNN | Submitted by: ikthool "A body found slumped over machinery in a dormitory's high-voltage utility room was identified Tuesday as a 19-year-old Purdue University student who vanished in January, school officials said. A maintenance worker investigating a pinging sound on Monday discovered the body of Wade Steffey, a freshman who was last seen in the area January 13 after he left a fraternity party. The Tippecanoe County coroner identified the body Tuesday." Read article... Comments (88) Vagina Dentata Independent Online | Submitted by: redrubberballs "A controversial South African invention, a female condom-like anti-rape device, is almost ready to hit the market after months of waiting for patent verification." ... "The controversy has raged over whether the device, which has fish-like teeth that attach to the head and shaft of the penis, is a medieval device built on a hatred of men or whether it is an easy-to-use invention that could free millions of South African women from fear of rape." ... Related: Teeth, Balls Read article... and This... and This... Comments (303) Sex Ed townhall.com | Submitted by: anonymous "A mother and her boyfriend were sentenced to three years probation on Monday for having intercourse in front of the woman's 9-year-old daughter to teach the girl about sex." Read article... Comments (94) Suicide by Truck BBC | Submitted by: Sandy71 "She was running, the lorry was on the inside lane. I don't think there was anything the lorry could have done to avoid the collision," he said. Read article... Comments (33) Practice makes Perfect CNN | Submitted by: ikthool "In the months before a fatal wildfire killed five firefighters, a serial arsonist was trying out different incendiary devices to see what worked best and setting nearly two dozen fires ranging from a few square feet to thousands of acres, prosecutors said." Read article... Comments (29) Sexual Torture Trial Knoxville News-Sentinel | Submitted by: redrubberballs "Death did not come quickly. In fact, Sellers was alive — at a minimum — 24 hours from the time of her first injury, Elkins testified." ... Elkins' testimony offered the following account of Sellers' last days of life: "Her wrists bound with duct tape, possibly attached to a bed, she would have screamed as her assailant sexually assaulted her with some unknown object. To shut her up, her attacker pressed down on her mouth so hard her teeth were bruised." Read article... Comments (50) At least he wasn't fucking his students Columbus Dispatch | Submitted by: DonkeyHotey "During his eight days as a part-time high school biology teacher, Kris Helphinstine included Biblical references in material he provided to students and gave a PowerPoint presentation that made links between evolution, Nazi Germany and Planned Parenthood." Read article... Comments (53) Slept Through Stabbings KTAR | Submitted by: DeezNuts "Three people were stabbed in a Scottsdale apartment over the weekend, but two were so drunk they slept through the attack, police said Monday." Read article... Comments (26) Kaboom Warning System Fails Canadian Broadcasting | Submitted by: ousanonym "Rescuers on Tuesday searched for four missing miners nearly a day after a methane gas explosion in a Siberian coal mine killed at least 106 people in Russia's deadliest mining disaster in a decade." Read article... Comments (21) Psychotherapy: Leading a man around with a rope tied to his willy Canoe | Submitted by: Night Light "An Ottawa psychiatrist accused of having depraved sex and torturing two of his male patients -- alleged acts that included tying a rope around one young man's genitals and leading him around the office -- will never practise again, a College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario disciplinary hearing heard yesterday." Read article... Comments (31) Woodchipper devours 2 children, man CNN | Submitted by: Cheese Nip "A man pleaded guilty Monday to manslaughter for failing to properly hitch a wood-chipper to his truck in an accident that killed a man and two of his young triplets." ... "[He] also pleaded guilty to several lesser traffic violations." Read article... Comments (26) When is a McJob not a McJob BBC | Submitted by: theMcPube "An unstimulating, low-paid job with few prospects, esp. one created by the expansion of the service sector." Read article... Comments (71) Naked time! San Francisco Chronicle | Submitted by: Graehme de Parke, Esq. "San Francisco police are seeking to determine whether the slaying of a transgender victim found naked near the Interstate 280 freeway is somehow linked to reports of a nude woman seen walking on the same freeway two hours later, authorities said Monday." Read article... Comments (28) Chomp! islandpacket.com | Submitted by: Night Light "A Bluffton woman was charged over the weekend for nearly biting the nose off a woman and severely biting a man on the cheek, authorities said." Read article... Comments (72) Get her! tbo.com | Submitted by: anonymous "When a saleswoman rang her doorbell, Amber Gilbert didn't slam the door in her face. She commanded her dogs to attack the woman, according to an affidavit released by the Polk County Sheriff's Office on Monday." Read article... Comments (53) Stinky Foot Fetish BREITBART | Submitted by: Lester Lipspray "Thirteen-year-old Katharine Tuck's sneakers are equal opportunity offenders. They smell as bad as they look. Now, the Utah seventh grader is $2,500 richer because of it: On Tuesday, she out-ranked six other children to win the 32nd annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker Contest, stinking up the joint with a pair of well-worn 1 1/2- year-old Nikes so noxious they had the judges wincing." Read article... Comments (39)