Daily Rotten Archives December 28, 2007 2001 | 2002 | 2003 | 2004 | 2005 | 2006 | 2007 | 2008 | 2009 | 2010 | 2011 | 2012 Monster Cat Fight! KCTV-TV 5 Kansas City | Submitted by: roswellmilitia 20 to 30 girls fight at a mall Read article... Comments (669) S'not funny AP | Submitted by: azdollarbill "A woman in this Charleston suburb was charged with battery on a police officer after the officer said she wiped her nose on the back of his shirt." Read article... Comments (36) "bizarre incident on Interstate 5" Seattle Times | Submitted by: stebot "Jerry Larson was trying to get some sleep Monday night when his 27-year-old son, Aaron, sat on the edge of the bed, asking for advice. Jerry Larson said he shooed his son away, telling him to go enjoy the family's Christmas Eve turkey dinner." Read article... Comments (95) Stinky Christmas MSNBC | Submitted by: BLACKCAT "The 77-year-old man spent part of Christmas Eve stuck upside down in the opening of his septic tank, with his head inside and his feet kicking in the air above." Read article... Comments (36) Mister Garrison Busted ABC News | Submitted by: anonymous Topless Sting Read article... Comments (184) Priest Brawl AFP | Submitted by: Sly "For a quarter of an hour bearded and robed priests laid into each other with fists, brooms and iron rods while the photographers who had come to take pictures of the annual cleaning ceremony recorded the whole event." Read article... Comments (42) Mauled to death by pit bulls Wire Services | Submitted by: selfcleaning buttocks "Detectives also are looking into whether the dogs' owners knew whether the animals had any history of violence. If the dogs were dangerous and the owners knew it, they could face criminal charges..." Read article... Comments (56) Missed all the vital organs WCVB-TV 5 Boston | Submitted by: anonymous "A 2-year-old Farmington, Minn., girl suffered only a bruise when a screwdriver went right into her head..." Read article... Comments (41) Troll lives under bridge Statesman Journal | Submitted by: Anais Nun "Authorities say the kids unwittingly found a predatory sex offender who was wanted on several outstanding warrants." Read article... Comments (45) Revenge of the Real Estate Agent Crime Library | Submitted by: stfu "Police have arrested a Miami-Dade real estate agent for posting fake escort ads to an Internet classified website that included the personal contact information of a rival agent." Read article... Comments (25) Christmas Porn CNN | Submitted by: gargoyle1 "I wish I could take the thoughts and images out of her head." Read article... Comments (69) Very serious, yet tasty, injuries BBC | Submitted by: Lord Crumb "This is unusual. I have never heard of anything like this happening here before." Read article... Comments (43)